Maggie :)

@kat_moder Kat Moder Relatable Posts . Gov

my gender identity is kind of like when you get bored of the way your room's furniture is arranged so every once and a while you get the 3am urge to radically change everything

@newmutxnts Good job!

did my injection, everybody say good job laura

@EMW1872 Thanks for accommodating

@Lemon_Squire OLD

i’m 27

@EMW1872 Can’t hear you, too old

@Lemon_Squire Old

@ShutUpAshley02 @melaniesbush That rules

@Lemon_Squire @melaniesbush Yeah she’s had a good run though like 3/4 years I forget how long exactly, it still works fine so I might open her up and fix it myself tbh

did they patch jerking off in the last update? bc it kinda sucks now...

@ShutUpAshley02 @melaniesbush Putting down my hitachi like old yeller

@Lemon_Squire @melaniesbush I actually might need to get a new one soon this old girl is starting to break a little near the where the plug to the wall inserts 😔

@ShutUpAshley02 @melaniesbush Top tier player smh

@melaniesbush @Lemon_Squire I’ve been doing this for years it’s the meta fr

@liquidmorg @melaniesbush Vibrating my opponents commander deck until they rage quit

@melaniesbush @Lemon_Squire Magic builds are broken 💔

@melaniesbush They didn’t nerf it at all, it’s been top of the meta for nearly a year. It’s still fun, but I’d prefer some variety in the top competitive play

@Lemon_Squire I guess I gotta main Hitachi Wand now

@postergf420 That’s my boy right there

@Lemon_Squire i love wine friend Carl

HOPE BOOBS ANAL

@joanthevamp Sorry, self worth machine broke

Self worth that isn’t fragily based on how attractive or sexually desirable I am to any given person

@pucadots p2p communications…

Philly vibrations…

@pucadots What different stuff?

If I was a pokemon my name would also be castform but I’d look different and do different stuff too

@kat_moder It was evident from context clues

i forgot to say mona lisa

guy at the Louvre: yeah, the technique is objectively skillful, but i don't "get" it. and like, what is she even smiling about anyway? me, chuckling: tranny gf, of course

@r31gnn Parody of rain man called petrified brain man

@pucadots I have almonds

@pucadots They call me this

Snacking elder