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Met a lot of amazing people this weekend at twitch con! A few people I never would of thought I’d ever meet! Can’t wait to make/meet more friends next year!

i hope you guys know she’s 200% reading all the comments n retweets. and as a bisexual, 6 foot, charismatic, free spirited, fun, chill yet hardworking man it’s gross seeing you guys throwing yourselves at her.

the two GOATS 🐐👑 of PORN ✊🍆 have collided. where will you be on #TheDayOfJerkment? 👀🔥🔥

actually insane levels of larp here the red, blue, green and yellow bloons should not be moving at the same speeds the ceramic spawned 1 rainbow meaning it's a super ceramic super ceramics have 60 health, this fucker popped it entirely in 8 shots fortnite, fix this right now!!!!!

Tarkov Arena is ASS. Some people have tasks to get wins while BSG has people trying to get melee kills for battle pass and others using some wack ass gun to level up to so they can use another gun they actually want to use. The Obj. Should always be to WIN HORRIBLE DESIGN!!!! @bstategames @nikgeneburn Thankyou for your attention on this matter! Pestily. First of his name.

Yo @nikgeneburn You should try playing @tarkovarena for ~5 hours this week (even just an hour a day) and document the issues you run into: here a few things that I know with certainty you will run into within this time frame. -Numerous instances of bad or nonexistent hit registration -Interaction audio desync (bomb plant/defuse, mag reloads, grenade pins, etc,) -Any broken or missing audio especially on Fort location **famously -Glitched character animations -Teleporting when jumping during stim/heal usage / reloading -Grenade damage not calculated properly -The double-damage painkiller bug (still around after 8 years) -Shoulder swap not working properly -Bugs of any kind etc. I think you’d be shocked at how rough the game’s current state is even within just a few hours of play. This is only mentioning a few technical issues as there is a laundry list i could add onto this. These issues of course have all been reported by all the pro players from all regions idk how many times through the Dev branch discord in the last 8 months and all of them still plague the game. #tarkovarena

I wonder what the raid exotic is? 🤔

Coworker smacking his apple loud as fuck like i won’t end his life. there are few things on this planet that will fill me with this type of rage. Close your fucking mouth this isn’t a petting zoo

So after some testing on the Tarkov update, my take aways from the attachment changes are: 1. Do not waste your roubles building you out your guns, the recoil is only going to be 10-20% better with a fully decked out - recoil build compared to stock. 2. Your stance and movement factor in HEAVILY how much recoil you'll have, mainly because of weapon sway. No matter the build, crouching not moving has VERY little recoil. Standing still and not moving is about the same as crouching and strafing. Standing and strafing is almost completely uncontrollable. 3. The guns feel uncontrollable and unpredictable. We need less RNG. 4. 1 shot weapons like lapuas, AK50s, RPG and grenade launchers are king. Don't have to deal with the messy recoil that way. I'll have a video out tomorrow night with some more thoughts and testing. On a plus note, showing the player KD on the stats screen is a good change. #tarkov

これから月曜日の朝を迎えるアメリカニキへ いいですか、落ち着いて聞いてください。 助けは来ませんよ。

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

Rodrick is able to appreciate the arts whereas Greg is a nothing person.

Chimpanzees in the Congo are going through what scientists are calling a civil war, and now trail cameras are showing behavior so strange that some believe they are evolving even further. Wildlife researchers had already been tracking rising violence within one chimp group, with signs that the animals were splitting into rival sides and attacking one another in what some people were describing as a kind of civil war. But the story took an even stranger turn once trail cameras began capturing details that made almost no sense. In a few clips, dogs were seen moving alongside the chimps and even attacking other chimps during the chaos. That was when the speculation exploded. Some people began saying the chimps might somehow be training the dogs with scent to go after rival groups, while others believed the dogs may have simply gotten mixed into the conflict on their own. But the bigger question quickly became where the dogs were even coming from. According to villagers nearby, dogs had been going missing for months, and now some believe the disappearances may be connected. Whether that is true or not, the footage has people saying the same thing: whatever is happening out there, it feels like the chimps are getting smarter.

The astronauts are landing during a monkey civil war. We came so close to doing it.

state mandated gooning

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system real eyes realize real lies

okay so what's that thing in the ass that feels so good then?

I’m dipping stix you’ve never heard of into crazy sauce you can’t comprehend