Leonard Long

The same theologian that years ago was dissatisfied with my exegetical analysis of the gospel of John and criticised me, is now refusing to take part in an official translation of the same gospel because they won’t allow him to critique it publicly

Had an hiv scare but turned out to just be the Ethiopian flu. That’s what you get when partnering up with a hypochondriac. I warm myself with the knowledge that im not alone with that. Wish you the best yussuf!

The island i live on used to be a safe haven filled with beautiful places to bun and stuff. Now it feels like a prison yard with constant noise and interruptions.

I met glasses from the past(es) and it made me take stock of my life. Maybe if I got him back in my life I could get rid of mr. poser

I’ve experienced foetor judaicus up close and let me tell you, it is not to be trifled with

Back when I worked at a supermarket as a cashier, an old alcoholic with his alcoholic son came by to buy some cream puffs… and some alcohol. I commented on the cream puffs like “uhh cream puffs, lucky you” to which the old alcoholic responded “ill put cream in you, you poof”

First day as a wood carver and I done cut my own finger. Do I even respect wood?

Reading my notebooks and diaries from my childhood and it’s 50 percent sports analysis and 50 percent lyrics about my brother being a fagg

Imagine both shooting blanks and voting it

When you are a child you can tell people you’re an athlete even if you aint, and they’ll believe you. You lose that privilege when you’re an adult…

Ask yourself this: do you even know whats going on underneath this perfect head of hair and witty charm?

The people who love me need to sit me down and tell me to straighten out. Im in dire need of an intervention.

Indian guy almost knocked me off my bicycle cause I stole something from his souvenir shop in the city. Trying to make a change :-/

My brother is such a gaymo. He owns a cheese slicer because of me, and now im sitting cutting cheese with a knife which apparently is his dream but he dont walk the rope like I do.

I’ve been viciously stalking a real life urban fox and have now found its lair. My next move? Smoke him out that foxhole bro!

Israel created hamas. . . But they created palestine as well, so wats your point you deviant?

People call me jimmy dandruff cause my dandruffs back

The story goes that Ham looks at the nudity of Noah for too long, and Noah curses the children of Ham with sexual organs that are shamefully elongated! Too long of a stare equals too long of a Johnson. I must be a Hamite then…

I’m out here saying Shana Tova to new friends. This year has really done a number on me

I have become the glue between the Jews of The Gambia and The Commonwealth Jewish Council. Not earning any paper though…