Tabitha Lenzini

i bring a certain “weirdly off-putting in a way i can’t quite figure out but something is definitely wrong here” energy to the function

@MichaelaOkla Happy Birthday Mat ❤️‍🔥 We love you so much!!

Reason number 1 why I love the airport: it’s one of the few places where it’s socially acceptable to eat Chinese food at 8am. I am not participating, but I have so much respect for those with the stomach strength to do so.

@Lumparci2 @holy_schnitt That’s why I just started! My boyfriend wants to watch better call Saul with me but I have to see the OG first. 😂

@LenziniTabitha @holy_schnitt Better watch Better call Saul, the spin off.

walter white is the least likable character of all time I know he’s dead but I hope he super dies in hell and then gets pissed on

@responsiblerob Dude best movie experience of my life was when I went alone and the whole rest of the theater was also empty 😂

Always get excited when I hear @badsuns on a playlist in public.

I should put “Can apply mascara on a bumpy shuttle bus” in my resume

@SydneyBattle She does it so often the autocorrect auto programmed that as the proper capitalizations. Source: happened to me.

my sister claims this is autocorrect but i know this is how she types it when she talks shit to her friends

@ymmayer This tweet reminded me to call my dad this morning 😂 (I would’ve remembered eventually but it was nice to remember early in the day)

@AFABRocky If I reply “STOP” to a message my phone carrier automatically blocks all texts from that sender.

@fayemikah I do the same thing girl, you do not have to explain yourself 😂🖤🖤 you’re gorgeous! Sending the love !!

also very angled posing and a push up bra but still

2 years on hormones 🫣

@MichaelaOkla You have to get LASIK now- I’m so sorry 🖤

broke and bougie

@MichaelaOkla That’s my ideal night too, what a coincidence. I’m totally free tomorrow too…hint. (I lied I have plans but fondue and zip lining sound way more fun)

@MichaelaOkla I had a dream Utah made up a quarter of the continental United States.

@SheRatesDogs Tiger Lily is the princess from the tribe in Peter Pan, so that just makes this whole interaction so so so much worse.

Hanging by a thread