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La Purga
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La Purga
@Leo_lapurga
I do follow back asap !! call me familia postin everything,, interacting with everyone come one,, street degree holder
Tanzania Katılım Mayıs 2023
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Hatoishi kwa mkate tuu ilaa kwa kila mkeka uliotoka kwa 👇
faith 🙏🛐✞︎@juliejuleth
Mtu anategemea aishi kwa kubeti like seriously??
Filipino
A family is driving on holiday when a frog crosses the road. The husband, who is driving, manages to stop the car in time. He gets out, picks up the frog, and moves it to the side of the road.
The frog thanks the man and says, "I will grant you one wish."
The man thinks for a moment and says, "Please make my dog win the next dog race."
The frog asks to see the dog. The man opens the car door, and out limps a three-legged, overweight dog that can barely move.
The frog looks at the dog and says, 'I'm afraid your wish is nearly impossible. Can you make another wish instead?"
The man thinks again and says, "Okay, then please make my wife win the next beauty contest."
The frog asks the man to have his wife step out of the car. She gets out and approaches the
frog.
The frog looks at the wife, then turns back to the man and says, "Could I please take another look at the dog?"
English
Tabgu urudi ni kiwapelekea moto kubabeki. Tomba hao single mazaa 😂😂
ProsperNow.@prossoff
Single mother ni wazungusha matunda wote, mboga mboga, wale wa stendi wote. Hata ukimuhurumia ukamuoa bado atahitaji uhuru na atarudi kuwa single mom. Hayabebeki, kwenye 10 unapata mmoja. Ila kuzaa hawaachi.
Indonesia
Mimi nlijaribu nkapata aliwahi kuwa milaya na mtu wa club sana. But nlivomkutaga alikuwa normal. Kuja kuona madudu yake ya zamani alooh
Nim.... show more
KAPETO🇹🇿@kapeto98
Hakuna Stage Ngumu Kwenye Maisha Kama Kutafuta Mtu sahihi Wa Kuoa. Wakuu nyie Mmewezaje..?
Indonesia
