Lesley Cann

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Tried to find a new cover star for our Earls Dog Food, but every dog model looks like they belong to @ParisHilton Maybe finally it’s time we find the People's Pooches 👀 #EarlsPooches

@SuellaBraverman @MailOnline 🤣🤣🤣 What about Tory MPs who cheat and lie? Jeez, the bloody irony.

Immigration lawyers who cheat and lie are taking the British public for a ride. Good to see this quick action by the SRA after the @mailonline investigation. I hope it continues. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@jamesmartinchef Absolutely no one is perfect, you're human, made a mistake, apologised. Whoever made public a 5 year old conversation needs to take a good hard look in the mirror.

Firstly, I would like to publicly and sincerely apologise to the crew involved in this incident, as I did at the time. I have always strived to keep my private life private.  However since details of a conversation, which was secretly recorded in January 2018,

@Dalbodog So sorry for your loss.

I am new here and and sharing my story about my 11 year old boxer/Rottweiler mix who was 11 named Bruin. This past Sunday morning stared out as usual. Bruin nudging me in bed to get up and feed him. He ate, went for his walk and had a bowl of water. While I'm folding the laundry I hear a loud thump. I really didn't think much of it because Bruin always throws himself to the floor to lay down. My 6 year old turned the corner and yelled mama something is wrong with Bruin! I went over to him and couldn't get up and was breathing so heavy and wet himself and pooped. I tried so hard to get him up...I screamed for my oldest son to call his dad home. My husband and I rushed him to the vets. I think he drove like 90 while I layed in the back with Bruin begging him to be ok. The vet rushed him right in and soon called us into a big room which wasn't an exam room. He had a massive tumor rupture on his spleen and there was alot of internal bleeding along with many other masses in his stomach. He was suffering. The vet reassured us that this is sudden and we did everything we could. I layed with him as he took his last breath and the vet said his heart has stopped. I said so has mine! Everyone who knows me knows that Bruin was my baby! I'd give anything for one last tug of War, him grabbing my slippers. He'd hear us laugh and get in on the action and pull at your clothes. Loved when I dried my hair for me to point the hair dryer at him. His loud bark, him jumping off all 4 paws for no reason and every reason. He was such a handful but my handful. Maybe I subconsciously knew and that's why I bought him ice cream last night and called him up on the couch. He showed no signs of being sick! He even jumped on me that morning. He was himself, no sign of sickness! He was even off the wall that morning! This was so fast and sudden. I'm going to miss him beyond words and everything triggers me and hurts. I'm just waiting to his his big beautiful face come charging at me 😭💔 those that ask if I'm ok the answer is no, a big piece of me died with him today. Rest easy Bruin 💔 Credit : Heather Dyer Bulman Join : @Beyond_theleash

We want to see all the tennis ball loving dogs out there! Drop your photos below 🐶🎾 #Wimbledon

apparently 'in the green'. As for the film of scum on every cup of tea I make, the engineer had no comment. So I'm guessing that low pressure and dirty water is now deemed as acceptable? Or will you perhaps be applying a discount to the bills I pay for clean, drinkable water?

@unitedutilities ref job no 04201063. So, your engineer arrived on 4/7. I was away on holiday and arranged for my brother to be here. The engineer apparently agreed that the pressure is very low, just not quite low enough for @unitedutilities to do anything, the pressure was

@sophielouisecc Sit down Sophie.

Rwanda scheme has now been deemed unlawful by the court of appeal. We are never going to be able to control our borders and protect people in this country because woke lawyers keep selling out our country for £££

@toryboypierce @BorisJohnson @MayorofLondon @SadiqKhan So I'm guessing the job description calls for lying, cheating, philandering and an absolute disregard for anyone except the candidate?

With the Tory London mayoral race in chaos isn't it time for @BorisJohnson to step into the breach. He would crush @MayorofLondon @SadiqKhan and revive his political career

@unitedutilities DM sent. Another appt email received now for 4 July. No explanation, no apology just another week of low water pressure and water with scum floating on the top. Totally unacceptable service.

@LesleyCann Hi Lesley, please could you send us a DM if possible? We're unable to send you one, it may be related to your security settings on Twitter. Beth

@unitedutilities so, after waiting 2 weeks for an appointment (today between 8-12)no one has turned up. Our water pressure is still low and there's still scum floating on the top of cups of tea. Job no 04201063 if you'd care to reply at all?

@GregHands Maybe if the Tories concentrated on the job they should be doing instead of the constant playground antics and name calling we wouldn't be in such a dreadful state right now!

Labour has virtually no policies and the few they have are always negotiable.

@JayneElliott1 @Mrbaiti Gave up watching when the silly woman in the audience started drivelling on about the French and Germans going up on their roofs willy nilly 🙄

@Mrbaiti Did anyone challenge him on this? (Didn’t watch the programme so it’s a genuine question).

Audience on Immigration “Ive seen people entering the country and straight into the benefits office..” Of course you have …🙄 #BBCQT

@BorisJohnson So says the Daily Mail columnist who's first offering was about being fat 🙄

Happy Independence Day folks! Remember Brexit has already helped deliver all kinds of benefits - from new free trade deals to the fastest vaccine roll out in Europe. We are doing things differently - from genomic editing to regulation of financial services. 🧵1/3

@sophielouisecc You missed Larry the Cat off the list, reckon he has more integrity than Johnson, Sunak or Truss. And I doubt he tells lies. That'll do for me.

Who do you wish we had leading the country right now

@sophielouisecc Do give it a rest love. Boris lied, lied to cover his lies and then lied a little more. Nothing to do with bloody cake.

You cannot tell me that 30 people meeting for takeaways and beers at 10pm on a Friday was any more of a work meeting than some cake at the office… If Boris is guilty - so is keir - so when is he going to be hauled in front of the labour led privilege committee

@bobhewitt17 @Eyeswideopen69 😂

Having just been put firmly in his place by Harriet Harman, Jacob Rees Mogg does his very best to hide his simmering anger, and fails.

@domjoly Before Covid I was ambivalent at best re politics. No longer. I am absolutely bloody raging that these Tory grifters who made the bloody rules were dancing, drinking and wearing bloody papers hats whilst the rest of us tried to work out how to do Christmas lunch on bloody Zoom.

“You’re all losers and we are better than you” although…not in the fashion department…

@sophielouisecc If the rules had applied to everyone (including Downing Street) there would be no issue. People are angry because they followed the rules whilst the supposed rule makers were dancing and wearing bloody Christmas jumpers!

I don’t want to hear labour MPs using the fact that people missed their loved ones funerals. That should have never been allowed to happen - people should should have never been put in that position - But you wanted that - and you pushed for that because you’re cruel.