Beth 🎃

@JamesPGoddard90 You do realise this is all a persona and not real 🤣

The Epitome Of Broken Britain Bonnie Blue is pregnant with some random Tyrone and she’s out in Miami for Spring Break getting rattled by more randoms That poor child will be Harvey Price but 100 times worse

No, I hate to see you relax while I hoover, do three loads of washing, empty the dishwasher and plan what to cook. Hope that helps.

@tamerawallwork_ Motherhood is SO hard, but I would never trade it for the world. I had severe PPD after my firstborn and it took me 4 years minimum to start potentially thinking about another!

I have no hate towards Molly Mae. But, I dunno, something about spending the past 3 years opening up on YT about how difficult you find motherhood and how you don’t enjoy being a mum as much as you thought - then having ANOTHER child, doesn’t sit right with me

@marksandspencer hi! I made an order last night and it split with delivery and click and collect, the delivery address has a part of the click and collect address in it? It wasn’t like that when I put my address in? Can this be changed?

@IAmChrisRamsey Here from the latest podcast 😂

Snoring is basically bragging about being asleep, so loudly, that it stops other people from sleeping. It’s like lying there screaming “I’M HAVING A LOVELY SLEEP”

@metoffice It’s almost like they also include Christmas/santa in december too, why is everyone so angry 🤣

Tonight, on Ahoi Ashtami, many British Hindu women will fast and pray for the wellbeing of their children. The fast is broken once they can view the stars, meaning the clouds will determine dinner time. In doing this they embody the Goddess or Mata (mother) Ahoi, on the eighth day (Ashtami) of the lunar month. Mostly clear for Scotland and Northern Ireland with patchy coastal cloud. Generally cloudy elsewhere with just a few breaks after sunset for many in England and Wales. Those in central, northern and eastern England may struggle to see many stars at all and find themselves chilly with a few patches of drizzle whilst outside looking.

"During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."

This made me laugh more than it should have!

HOT FUZZ was released 18 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air… 1/46

Tesco: “£2.99 please.” Me: “I don’t have a clubcard.” Tesco:

Our new EP “Uncharted” dropped on Friday - what’s your favorite track so far? Let us know what you’ve got on repeat!

Huw Edwards got 6 months for having 41 pictures of naked little kids on his phone btw 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Stop bouncing your leg” girl, it’s either this or I start screaming

Was her heart pumping for love on the first journey

i can be really mean when i’m overstimulated 😭😭