Clara Storms

I keep seeing this ad, and all I can think is that Veronica Mars needs it for her tiny jacket collection @VMIpod

With the perennial discussion of Die Hard as a Christmas movie, how is no one mentioning that Lethal Weapon opens with "Jingle Bell Rock"?

Caramel + Peppermint = No.

Pleased to be raising another @eddieizzard fan!

Hey @BrettFavre, I heard you have a copy of The Iron Giant that you're loaning out. Can I get on the list to borrow that?

Plot Twist: They're gaslighting you, but also you ARE crazy.

@VMIpod I have complete confidence in your ability to cover the entire jacket spectrum.

@LetMeClarafy do we have the range to go from tiny to baggy jacket?

@VMIpod Any chance of a "Columbo" recap series? Vigilant Mussed Investigator?

@andrewhunterm For your list of names that are sentences: American public radio host Ira Glass was almost named Isidore, but his parents realized in time that he would be "Is a door glass?" Source: thisamericanlife.org/665/transcript

@VMIpod @jennyowenyoungs It's a good thing that Parker's shaved-head-covering wig didn't fall off during her flirty swim-race with Logan!

Lurking in your podfeed like a monogrammed shirt shoved up a boiler flue is our NEW EPISODE! In #VeronicaMars s3 eps 14, 15 & 16 Papa’s Un-American Mars Bars, we have Veronica Mars Timvestigations into the Dean’s murder, Pizvonica :( & RIP @jennyowenyoungs’s beautiful wife Mindy

@Unpops @adamtodbrown @heytherejeffro @chopyourheadoff This episode and last week's will not load on my Stitcher app. Did something change that is keeping Unpops shows off of Stitcher?

New #UnpopularOpinion podcast up now! @adamtodbrown @heytherejeffro and @chopyourheadoff discuss all the ways the QAnon conspiracy will wreck America. Get it at anchor.fm/unpops or wherever else podcasts are!

"I dreamed I was at the grocery store without my mask" is the new "I dreamed I was at school without my clothes."

@KACINALBQ Hi Karen, I coordinate volunteers for New Mexico PBS/KNME-TV. I received your email but my reply bounced back. kacinalbq@msn.com?

Twitter would be more amusing in this format. ineedclarafication.blogspot.com/2012/04/future…

In my excitement over ice cream and cake, I've been neglecting pudding. Never fear, those dark days are over.

Is this irony? I'm always nervous about that now in case Alanis is around. ineedclarafication.blogspot.com/2012/03/not-wr…

Election game: Every time a political commentator says "Newt is...", substitute "nudist."

I just forgot which letter came next in the middle of signing my own name. Not sure what that indicates, but I don't think it can be good.

This is why it's important to check your sources. ineedclarafication.blogspot.com/2012/02/trust-…

I imagine salads were way less popular before the invention of the fork. Try it.