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When you on a date with the misses and she order the bars of gold

THEY'RE STEALING HIS BRAIN

@9mmsmg They're calling it the most homosexual tweet of all time

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Visualising what I want to become

@AFpost But you can kill a person and get away with it? Got it

A former University of Kentucky student who was sent to jail for drunkenly saying the n-word has been denied early release and will serve her full one-year sentence. The judge reasoned that early release would “unduly depreciate the seriousness” of the crime. Follow: @AFpost

feet niggas are all the same LMFAO

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they’re taking advantage of my kindness at work