JB—HeavyWeight Track Star—Clark

Got on the internet this morning to see how my 10K time stacks up against other 300-pound FATthletes, and you’ll never believe what I encountered. Mostly just people saying variations of “Fat people shouldn’t run, they should lose weight and be real runners.” But what if we do?

Hey @jaclark_12 those last couple of texts are legit apologies PS.

I’ve gotten a few requests for my all media overload on here, so here it is, the scammers, drunks, cartoons, winers, yarnballs who got me through 2023. As always, please give me your favorites and recs for the new year. lettersclark.com/2023-all-media…

@mrEelco @RobCarmack In the summer time our kids are out of school, but we aren’t. It’s wild. But we miss you, we’ll be back sooner or later!

What happened to the Bruce Springsteen Sings the Alphabet podcast @RobCarmack @LettersClark ? I need some new episodes on my Springsteen tour roadtrip! #springsteen #Springsteen2023 #SpringsteenTour2023 #bosstime

Fun fact about the Zamboni. It only looks like that because hockey is so fun that it takes a giant truck that looks like a linebacker to get people off the ice.

@JasonIsbell Wild they didn't name it Buddy Hall-y

The voicemail's in Ted Cruz's office don't have a name programmed into them, so Instead of "Sorry __Ted__ is not available," they say: "Sorry, is not available..." Which is very accurate. Anyway, stop gun violence before my kids get killed, please!?

@AlexMcDaniel I'll take two rolls, please.

who’s making the ole miss antifa gameday stickers this year, FINE I’LL DO IT

Everyone else: This is such a fun game! Australian Survivor: For your final challenge — a classic Roman crucifixion.

Things that did _not_ kill kids today: - a renaissance sculpture - a film about Ruby Bridges - drag queen story time - the word ‘tampon’ - critical race theory - woke banks - saying that Rosa Parks was Black - gender-affirming care - ‘The Bluest Eye’ What did: -an AR-f––ing-15

I have posted this before but .. 26 years ago, a gunman entered Dunblane Primary School in Scotland, killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK govt responded by enacting tight gun control legislation. In the 9400+ days since, there have been a total of O school shootings in the UK.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3ngtz4C

@RobCarmack No!

Lance Reddick died! How sad. He was great in everything.

@AndyMcNulty90 Yeah me too.

@beaverbatte @BayouFilmProf Usually these lists seem a little bit crazy in places but this one is just normal stuff in the fridge.

@BayouFilmProf I have 33. Also fried bologna is what we called putting it in a pan on the stove until it got kind of crispy 🤷🏻 the big debate in our house was whether you cut the middle or not when cooking.

37-38 (not sure if I've had fried bologna)

@maxlinsky, yesterday's interview was incredible! An interview within an accidental chess game within an interview. Plus, such a delightful twist.

How can you (with a straight face) call yourself a fiscal conservative when you allow the very thing it takes to live, FOOD, to be taxed at the highest rate in the USA? As Governor, we will eliminate this 7% “tax on life” once and for all.

One of my favorite concert memories is when @AdeemTheArtist motioned with their hand 🤙 like they were gulping from a bottle and said: “Y’all ready to break into the sad stuff.”

@AdeemTheArtist Total flub, my b.