Lew Routledge

Gareth Southgate to Harry Kane after he drops him for Wednesday:

KEEP FUCKIN PUNTING 😂😂 #CheltenhamFestival

@Dawnesme @alexjostle

“I had a dream last night” 👏🤣 🔈 🏇 #CheltenhamFestival #racingforreason

🚨FOUR WEEKS TO CHELTENHAM!! 🏇🏻 😍😍😍 Now you’ve all stopped messing about with Taylor Swift screenshots, the Americans and their “football” … 🫠 Let’s get back to remembering that four weeks tomorrow is the greatest show on turf! 😍 My guide for the next month - ✍️ALWAYS PLAN AHEAD (*if not already free) Practice your sick voice for freeing up Cheltenham week at work. “cough cough, I’ve come down with something..” remember people - Coronavirus doesn’t work anymore, BUT always have an answer ready for the next question - “well do you reckon you will feel well enough to come in later on?”… 🥴 Remember, you can’t have a dentist appointment four days in a row, as my teacher use to tell me. 😬 Best option - ring early, 6am, tell the cleaner to pass the message on. ‼️Don’t go on WhatsApp as they will see you online and expect more info, stick to bookmaker apps only. 😉 - If your going to Cheltenham, soak it in. Cleeve Hill is a thing of beauty, the atmosphere is electric, don’t overthink betting and live in the moment. Note - Money is material, you can’t take it with you, but memories will last forever! ❤️ - If watching at home, get in as many snacks and junk food as possible, don’t leave the sofa, prep ahead. *Mini Fridge next to sofa advised. - Watching in a bar? Make sure it’s a big screen. Don’t be tricked by a Weatherspoons for cheap pints or “we have 42 televisions…” BIGGER IS BETTER! 🍆 📺Watch as many re-runs of last year’s Festival as possible. If your partner says “are you coming to bed yet?” reply - “in ten minutes”. They will be asleep by time you get up, and you can focus on the Boodles. ✅ - Stop pretending you know what Willie Mullins bingo will be. (You don’t, non of us do!) ❌ - Do as many preview nights as possible, they are often a laugh, you might even find a LABAIK! 🤪🎣 - Rinse and repeat this every week at 3, 2 and “1 week to go” until you arrive at Festival week! 🚂 **Remember, all dreams and slips are valid until that famous ROARRR! 😍 Eyes down people, this isn’t a drill, this is - THE CHELTENHAM FESTIVAL! 😍 🏇🏻🏇🏻🏇🏻

There's no way

AN INSANE GOAL! 🤯🤯🤯 Jesús Areso gives Osasuna the lead with a strike from beside the corner flag 🤩

@RollsFC @marsden Wankers the lot of em, especially that @speedo fella

We go again!! 🏌️🏌️🏌️‍♀️🏌️‍♀️⛳ Rolls FC are holding their golf day at @Marsden Park Golf Club. It will be a great day for fund-raising, networking and socialising. Please share & tag people you think might be interested. Hole Sponsorship is also available at £25 per hole.

@knowlesy_23 @CheltenhamRaces @alexjostle

Couldn’t help myself….. #60Days

This petty shit is exactly why I love Darts.

@3rubengoat @T5UDD

@NateBetting @jamiegrant8919

🟨 Players who are one yellow card away from a Boxing Day suspension, and their best price 🟨 BOOKMARK THIS TWEET FOR THE WEEKEND! 🫡❤️ (Thread): 🖊️

@Betfair Joel Ward Gustave Hamer Ashley Young Kai Havertz

🟨 All of these players are just 1 yellow away from a ban... Who'll be getting Boxing Day off this year? 🏟️ Palace v Brighton Joachim Andersen Jordan Ayew Joel Ward Lewis Dunk Billy Gilmour Kaoru Mitoma 🏟️ Aston Villa v Sheff Utd John McGinn Matty Cash Jhon Duran Anel Ahmedhodzic Jayden Bogle Gustavo Hamer William Osula 🏟️ West Ham v Man Utd Vladimír Coufal 🏟️ Luton v Newcastle Issa Kabore Joelinton Jamaal Lascelles Sean Longstaff 🏟️ Tottenham v Everton Pape Sarr Cristian Romero Ashley Young Abdoulaye Doucoure 🏟️ Fulham v Burnley Antonee Robinson 🏟️ Forest v Bournemouth Ibrahim Sangare Orel Mangala Marcos Senesi 🏟️ Liverpool v Arsenal Darwin Nunez Kai Havertz 🏟️ Wolves v Chelsea Hwang Hee-Chan Rayan Ait-Nouri Enzo Fernandez Cole Palmer Raheem Sterling

@NoContextHumans @Joey7Barton

Man Utd next 4 fixtures Bayern (H) Liverpool (A) West Ham (A) Aston Villa (H) Erik Ten Hag:

This Football Manager story might be the best of all time. 🤣🤝 🎥 @hwgreenroompod

Luis Díaz had a goal chalked off by VAR. @richardajkeys and Andy Gray take a closer look... #beINPL #TOTLIV