Lewis Carroll

That which chiefly causes the failure of a dinner-party, is the running short-not of meat, nor yet of drink, but of conversation.

In some ways, you know, people that don't exist, are much nicer than people that do.

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward.

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings".

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

@spookysally "But wait a bit," the Oysters cried, "Before we have our chat; For some of us are out of breath, And all of us are fat!" :)

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.

“One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others”

“What I tell you three times is true.”

Which form of proverb do you prefer: Better late than never, or Better never than late?

That's the reason they're called lessons, because they lesson from day to day.

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

I have proved by actual trial that a letter, that takes an hour to write, takes only about 3 minutes to read!

Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.

I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!