Lewis

@ellis_platten @officialKLtown

LOW LEVEL HOSPITALITY 🚨 Once again we're looking for the lowest club in the UK pyramid that offers a hospitality offering. If you know any club please reach out. I'm talking low, low Non-League 🤝

@alfie_h17 @rioferdy5 @FA_PGMOL are you fucking stupid?

@LewisLeScout @rioferdy5 @FA_PGMOL he gets a hand in the face because he's pulling his hair you dope

Explain @FA_PGMOL

@MUFCLR97 @mufcMPB Was a fucking insane decision, never had grip of anything 🤣

@LewisLeScout @mufcMPB Didn't even look at him

Lisandro Martínez has been SENT OFF.

@nocontextfm1 Hardly a fucking hair pull though was it

Lisandro Martinez sent off for hair pulling. He’s not the butcher he’s the barber!

@officialKLtown Questionable choice in Tai Fleming after Friday

Your squad for the penultimate home game of the season.🏡 Clements, Doherty, Wilson, Ubaezuonu, Fleming, Williams, Crane, Okwumo, Chapman(C), Forbes, Rooney

@indykaila the engagement bait is crazy

Oh my god!

@officialKLtown Absolutely fucking stupid decision

🗞️King’s Lynn Town FC can today confirm Louis Chadwick has left the Club by mutual consent . We would like to thank Louis for his efforts during his time at the Club and wish him all the best in the next stage of his career.🤝

-3 points -clean sheet -still unbeaten in 2026 -unbeaten in 10 games - 3 points ahead of dumb & dumber - 3 points behind 3rd - Sesko 6 goals in 7 games -10 points behind Arsenal when we win our game in hand -clown @Lea_EFC crying THANK YOU MANCHESTER UNITED ❤️

@ai_videoss the fuck this you mean before it occurred, mother fuckers the disaster was happening ffs

He cut the power seconds Before A disaster occurred 😳

@SophiaRose95749 @OfficialFPL what in the AI is going on here

@OfficialFPL Bryan Mbeumo cooking! 10 vs Burnley, 15 vs Brighton, another 10 vs Arsenal Man Utd better watch out

Bryan Mbeumo now has three double-digit hauls this season 😮‍💨 #FPL

Welcome, Jonathon Page! ✍️ We are delighted to announce the signing of Jonathon Page from Walton & Hersham until the end of the season. #YTFC 💚

🚨🎙️ | Darren Fletcher on Benjamin Sesko: “I sat down with him yesterday and showed him videos of his movement and how the opportunities are going to come. He was FANTASTIC tonight.”

am i going fucking crazy?

SESKO YOU ARE UNREAL MY BOY

@MufcWonItAll2 Absolutely love him, but he can’t get the results we need unfortunately 😢

My bad, sorry for calling Amorim out. I totally forgot he has nice hair and talks really well in press conferences.

@officialKLtown Keep going lads, heads up and results will come

Defeat in South Wales.

Spend spend spend

David Moyes says #mufc must improve in a number of areas, including passing, creating chances and defending.