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manchester uk Katılım Eylül 2012
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lewis@Lewiswbt1·
(DMing a mutual) hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest tweet and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it
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My attempt to beat the speed reading world record ended in failure when I lost focus and found myself rereading the same sentence 8,000 times
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(Wallace 3 months after starting to notice there are giant fingerprints on everything and suffering a nervous breakdown) it's finally ready Gromit lad. My new Deicide-o-matic is designed to find and kill God
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(guy who doesn't know you can turn calculators upside down) hey man look at this... I've put in 58008, right. Now stand on your head real quick
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JACOB COLLIER: and violins, could I get a pizzicato d, then up to g, yeah that's nice. flutes keep those quavers going. And piano, could I have a trill on your lowest b flat Me: (closing piano lid) no sorry Jacob JC: a trill on the b flat please piano Me: no Jacob I won't do it
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LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down? V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast. WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show! LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?
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lewis@Lewiswbt1·
Hello. I'm tentatively returning to this site after an almost 5 year break. During that time I have thought of 11 tweets, which I will be posting over the next few days, probably in order from best to worst. Thank you
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watersplasher101@DrCameronFetter·
I cant believe Im finally 17 and as famous as a world wide superstar!❤️🌎
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Gordon ramsay: excuse me darling. what's going on back there Waitress: the uhh chef is Bigfoot Gordon: the chef is Bigfoot? Waitress: correct, the chef is Bigfoot Gordon: fuck me. Ok darling thank you (Waitress leaves) Gordon: the chef's fucking Bigfoot. Wow. Ok. Fuck me. Wow
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@TDJables they don't they're just being nice
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(Gordon ramsay finding out the chef is Bigfoot) oh fuck me, the chef's fucking Bigfoot. for fucks saaake
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@LaloSoCal I mean Gordon Angry-That-Bigfoot's-the-Chef Ramsay
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this pasta is fuckign overdone. its become abstract like love- gordon ramsay
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