🧚✨𝓼𝓱𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓾𝓹✨🧚

@Oliver1338861 @meowfuldelight “Nonsexual” apparently means “sexual” to you

@meowfuldelight Sexual assult or rape

@brinabusywoman Every single one of those dudes were fruity as a fucking produce section

Cruisin for a Bruisin literally exists

@monchervampire We lose our what now…

Got paid $10/hr to be half naked in front of a bunch of nursing students from 8am-3pm and now my belly button is full of ultrasound gel

@eggoslug Free will limited by opportunity

Use your free will properly. Someone asked for my number once and I asked him to name three countries starting with the letter H and he couldn’t so I walked away

@yurimusings So actually… it does count. But it has to be severe enough to qualify for accommodations.

i think depression should count as a disability

@ohitsluv I requested off for my final prom and my boss denied it bc “that’s prom weekend, lots of kids come here for pre-prom dinners.” Like yeah! I know! I’m kids!!!

time off approved for wednesday concert and denied for my college graduation the next week oh ok

@brickShithead @igetsoinspired We got Fredward Benson over here

@igetsoinspired ppl use to say i looked like him, up til 4th grade but i never seen it this was me around 6-9 years old

Ik he got so hyper on set

@remarks Put all the Trump voters on the front lines

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Eligible males aged 18-25 will be automatically registered for US military draft starting December, 2026.

@CAVALLIDOLLL “But she chose to not go to Juilliard!” No, she was brainwashed into thinking her hopes, dreams, and aspirations were unimportant.

i really feel sorry for her like do you know how incredible of a ballerina you have to be to get into juilliard

@gloopbastard Ads aren’t meant to make you immediately buy the product/service the moment you see the ad. Next time you need a product/service, that company is freshly in your mind from the ad. Ex: You see an ad for McD on YouTube. A few days later, you’re hungry with limited time. You eat McD

does forcing people to watch ads actually increase sales like at all or is it just companies throwing money for the sadistic enjoyment of making your day just a little bit worse

@sheyapping Never seen a single episode and never will

American adaptation of what show????

@qobwashere My dogs are coming out so we can play footsie

Fully just call it a day and kill me now cause whys someone lashed their bare toes on me table on the train am I allowed to tell her to fuck off or what

@ibxtoycat What a king/queen. Promote them.

This is absolutely wild! Apparently some Minecraft dev watched videos and looked at reddit threads to work out which Minecraft seeds the game should load for first time players

@phainondearest My bf is diabetic. He has dosed less than needed on accident before and luckily his sensor notified him that his sugar was spiking. But that’s for small amounts, not straight liquid sugar which could kill him if he unknowingly dosed wrong.

Couldn't this like. Kill someone? People with diabetes have to be very careful with what they consume, consuming more sugar without knowing could harm them a lot, right??

@severed_ev And she killed it

whoever said the pluribus intro sounds like fat amy singing it just know you’ve done irreparable damage and I haven’t been able to watch it without crying laughing since

@puppy_dawg_paws It’s the same with women: it depends on the person. Some guys can, some guys can’t. The main “pleasure nerve” is the underside of the tip, but similar to the clit it’s not always sufficient stimulation.

question for dudes. is the tip sensitive enough to cum from only playing with that or does it gotta be full dih action

@SomaKazima2 Some of yall have horrible pain tolerance and body regulation bc I can’t even fathom 1cm of tattoo making me pass out. Even my spine tattoo was easy.

Oh baby-- should've would've had to skedaddle😭😭😭

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@Krissa_Kray_ “Pit bull” isn’t a breed, it’s an umbrella term for all of those in the video (and a few others). But so many of them are mixed that “pit bull” ends up being the overall name.

Pitbull haters, this one is for you