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Australian Break Dancer/Olympian

Katılım Kasım 2010
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#LongIsland Iced Tea: Gin, Tequila, Vodka, Rum, Triple Sec, Splash of Cola. #NewJersey Iced Tea: Wash your dishes, don’t drain the sink, add Orangina, Orbits, Georgi Vodka, serve warm.
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Big Justational Rizzabetes
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Hey @Walmart the fact that your employees literally pick up the phone and hang it up to avoid customers is pathetic and unacceptable.
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I demand to see the Costo Guys’ blood work.
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Ever take your socks off and put them back on so it feels like new socks?
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They’re gonna put #PeteRose in the Hall Of Fame posthumously for good publicity and the poor guy will have never known and it’ll be all for nothing.
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Whoever invented the Lazy Susan must’ve waited until a family gathering to make a really passive aggressive statement.
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I understand saying “criss-cross applesauce” instead of Indian-style. But have we considered whether or not we’re now offending early 90’s rappers who wear their pants backwards?
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Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and when you send me screen shots of other people’s, I’m very confused by it.
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I hope there’s a tribute band out there called Death Cab For Uggo’s.
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Bro, we were born after 1979. We don’t use “square footage” as a measurement.
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Getting tired of my refrigerator yelling at me for taking too long to pick something.
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We hold Taylor Swift in an oddly high regard for a girl who chooses to have bangs.
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Is the opposite of “Man Hands”, Lady Fingers?
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Benjamin Franklin looks really inconvenienced to be on the $100 bill.
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Saying “Is a vibe” is a vibe…. Did I do it right!?
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How badly does @mattgaetz want to read to kids at the Florida library in a mini skirt? This bad:
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Stroke/Seizure Salad, dressing on the left side.
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Since Al Gore invented the Internet, should we be spelling algorithm: “Al Gore Rhythm”?
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Are pregnant women legally allowed to take a photo without holding their tummy?
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