Alexandra

Sometimes you just have to vomit on a timeline and see what happens 🤷🏻‍♀️

Can I get a hot Sprite? No, a HOT SPRITE.

Seymour Skinner's Bizarre Luncheon

@gaer_said 🧐

is it actually an award-winning advertising campaign, or is it just a really well-edited case study video? ☕️

DIY has always been at the heart of Goth. 💀

@Jampolinski Happy birfday!

My wife’s like “happy birthday breakfast.” Two empanadas and a cheese stick. 🥳🤣

This did not age well. #ilovemybaby

“We have the technology!”

I'm very excited to announce that my distributor @java_films has released Clean Hands in SPAIN on @filmIn. Estoy muy feliz de anunciar que mi distribuidor Java Films ha lanzado Manos Limpias en ESPAÑA en FilmIn. filmin.es/pelicula/manos…

Investing in shocks and stares...

Does being a parent just mean being perpetually tired?

I will never question my mom again after witnessing her calm a gassy, wailing newborn.

My new favorite past time is poking my daughter whenever she kicks me and watching my belly ripple as she tries to get away.

I wish there was an instagram account that shames rude people on the subway

Today I hit an all new low by ordering Taco Bell on seamless.

My husband is complaining about all the weird tweets I send him, but this one is just amazing!

I listened to 10 minutes & 46 seconds of a 2hr loop of the Chamberlain (from Dark Crystal) saying “HMMMMMMM!” at work today 🤷🏻‍♀️

Which Ryo are you today? I’m definitely the first picture.

It’s time to SLEEP

Michael and I were talking about how much we love this precious baby on the way home last night. Never thought I’d be a cat person, but here we are 🤷🏻‍♀️ instagram.com/p/ByNrvs8hL4R/…