lexi

all i want in life is to wear a gorgeous long flowy princess dress and run barefoot down a castle corridor, and i don't think that's too much to ask

feeling absolutely insanely anxious and rotten today

@CorgiJones2 i’ll be your older sister who really loves you

I wonder what it's like to have an older sister who really loves you

I really liked the 35th anniversary comic

the girls (my manager and my coworker) are fiiiiiggghttttiiiinnnggggg 👀

@CorgiJones2 ugh no i’m just losing it

@Lexiorwhateves Do I need to leave work & head to you???

i need to freak out i feel it bubbling up in me

it’s peak summer and 104 degrees outside and we can’t have salads or berries or fruits or greens of any sort

okay but when’s the last time you delightfully treated yourself to An Untoasted Slice of White Bread With a Thin Layer of Peanut Butter, one of the best poor people stomach ache eats ?

When you really think about it, this truly is one of our greatest cultural moments

@MAYYYdawwwg NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Musta left the car unlocked causeeesww

feels like they’re taking advantage of me never stirring shit up and being a good worker idk

should i throw a fit and make a scene bc im being put in a position where they haven’t trained me at work, but everyone else that’s worked this position has been trained?

heard stories about people feeling normal. hope maybe one day i will too!

@MAYYYdawwwg my brother has always said like “yeah they (meds) make me lock in, but i don’t get to choose what i lock in on”

Why does my Vyvanse hit and I want to make tik toks not finish my homework

i’ve had absolutely debilitating anxiety the last three days for zero reason and it’s making me want to hit my head against a wall !!!

@CorgiJones2 @Inigosayshi @ebrizu2_2005 @Brettiboo1 RAHHHH

@Lexiorwhateves @Inigosayshi @ebrizu2_2005 @Brettiboo1 we going?

if everybody would stop pissin me off that would be great

im like hey whats up bello

calling out of work is so awesome except for the guilt that youre letting everyone down and the feeling that youre a useless fuckup

@CorgiJones2 FREAKS!!!!

@Lexiorwhateves ...ah, got it...

gym bros are always rubbing their titties bro stop it