Lex

*texting my ex while the eclipse* "Hey babe, look how beautiful the sky is right now 😍😘"

I sure did!! 🤣

I wish I was a an early bird rather than a night owl 😔

@Logan_Ryan67 This was me when I forgot my watch last night 😭

Bruh this shit that goes on at my workplace legit could be turned into a tv show 😂🤭

This new Twitter update ain’t it 🙅🏾‍♂️

Why do people keep saying it’s “hoodie weather” it’s swedda wedda 🙄

hungover and decided i’m never drinking again ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

@killafran @csydelko @Babassie

Somebody come look at this …

Stairs and I do not mix when I’m drunk....... that is all

I just seen a kid throw his AirPods in a pond..... weird flex but ok

@Lisaaa1995 Yeah that’s what heard gotta be more careful I thought I had locked my doors 😂

Went to kum n go and when I was at the register I look out the window and I see a mf crackhead getting into my car!!!!!!! Man you gotta love Muscatine ❤️

@mikaeaela Lmao wtf 😂

@Lexloz92 I have seen the most wild shit at the Kum n Go downtown. I used to have a newspaper route so I was there nightly at 2am. One time I saw some suss looking people flying a drone in the parking lot.

I seen her walk to her walk and it was a MF JUNKER!!!!!! 😭💀

When I told her that this is my car she said “oh my god I thought it was mine it looks just like it” mind you I drive a 2018 Cadillac!!!!

@MauvyG I’m dead 😂💀

@Lexloz92 All I can think about is when you had to take the family photo in vegas 😂😂

I got everyone in my fams sizes wrong for shirts/sweaters from New York..... I’m am definitely the black sheep of the family 🤦🏾‍♂️