Alex e Clark✍️✨

💕A lovely commission for a lovely artist couple Commissions open ✍️ email alexeclark.art@gmail.com

oopsie, france, 15th century

@Sorrelish alexeclark.bigcartel.com/product/2024 i have one of the horizontal left (but i'll reprint a vertical if you want)

i no longer want to live in society, i want to use the sewing machine at 1am

@katewonder 5min crafts backstage filming bottletop melting fetish content

@Lexxielizzie Paramore tonight but honestly literally any show I’ve been to in the rod laver series of arenas all year.

Okay really can someone explain to me why they take the lids off bottles of water????? Like what can I do with a lid I cannot do with a bottle?

I have been sitting on the photocopier mecha concept for 6 years now... It is truly my honour to design the FOTP poster this year :)

@kinokofry @SirIve i was like what even kfc cups i got. we got more hungry jack cups. now there's a company knows what density of glass to use for longevity

@SirIve I realise in hindsight this joke might have been too obtuse, but I always got these kinds of cups from fast food places.

Anybody know a good lawyer of divorce?????

an ostentatious and cumbersome volume of dagges. that's all. please why wasn't there more tour of the ages, costume showcase, period clothing where loki can wear whatever. i guess job purgatory was fine.

i was trying to pinpoint what exact Loki outfit I was hoping would happen ever and it's just Herbert Norris. so now i have a cool pdf of that, wow, and there's sewing patterns for some? dagged sleeves forever.

ive says this isn't a spoiler: I didn't go into The Marvels with any expectations of seeing lee pace but i appreciated their dedication to his absence even when doing flashbacks about him

@BrandyLJensen i looked up how to use it for ham once and it was disgusting.

@BrandyLJensen i enjoy my ham bags but they are just misc kitchen sack for tea towels i need to put in the washing. and also, in a pinch, a good bag for washing delicates in. i enjoy that they are $2, seasonal and sound like handbag. i never intend to put ham in the hambag

can one of my australian followers please explain the ham bag. does every household have a bag for ham. are there variations, like a ham backpack?

haha anyway that's taken care of, you can find hallozeen on bluesky as hallozeen bsky.app/profile/halloz…

i've said it before and i'll say it again: hallozeen youtu.be/OQ7LaXCwXF8?si…

i made a spreadsheet of the hallozeens i acquired this year and i got to 88. not all are specific releases for the fair, and the acceptable overlap of criteria is just halloweeny / zine / 2023. and my expanding file is just fully missing any 2022 hallozeens so i started looking..