Lexy Chapel

It’s that time, #LexyNation! It’s time to vote once again. NO RUSSIAN HACKERS THIS TIME! Want to give my clients the best present you can? VOTE FOR THEM! Vote Autumn Valentine. Vote Ace Marshall. Vote Lexy’s Angels. bit.ly/3mrBKrt

This year at @supremecw’s #EndOfYearSpecial you’ll witness a Battle Royal (that my clients might be in) along with THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY! Thank god as well, because otherwise all there is to look forward to is an old woman possibly breaking a hip and re-breaking her nose.

@brittanylohan_ @supremecw @MischiefMartyr I already have one girl stalking me on social media constantly sending me selfies of herself. Please don’t you start! I’M ENGAGED! MY WONDERFUL FIANCE @Watson_P1 AND I WILL BE MARRIED IN A FEW WEEKS. Geez.

@LexyChapel @supremecw @MischiefMartyr Do you need a hug, Lexy?

Try as you might however, the @supremecw CONSPIRACY cannot stop my client fully. They might deny her opportunities, but @MischiefMartyr is now the LONGEST REIGNING TV CHAMPION EVER! All thanks to the power of the #LexyNation, and of course my amazing management.

But more than anything else, @XoHollyAdamsoX won? NO! THAT IS A LIE AND YOU ALL KNOW IT! NOBODY EVEN LIKES HER! My client was screwed. Clearly you wanted an easier match for the champion. The #VoteAutumn campaign was a SOCIAL MEDIA JUGGERNAUT. This INJUSTICE will not lie!

However, what happened on the show this week was UNCALLED FOR! A THUNDERDOME match? REALLY?! It’s SO OBVIOUS that that’s part of the conspiracy. The @supremecw people aren’t even trying to hide it anymore! You used to be subtle about it. NOW YOU’RE RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES!

This past week has been stressful. First my wedding planner basically got KIDNAPPED by my dad, and won’t even tell me what he said. I KNOW YOU’RE UP TO SOMETHING, DAD! Then @TheNateChapel shows up uninvited. And that was just the least stressful parts!

The #LexyNation have been voting in their masses. So many amazing messages of support. You guys are amazing. Don’t give up though. Tell your friends to #VoteAutumn too. We can win this!

@XoHollyAdamsoX More LIES to try to besmirch my brand. My client might have tried to defend my honour with her questionable words, but we’ve put that behind us. I told her the #LexyNation wouldn’t stand for that. Or all your OLD WOMAN LIES! #VoteAutumn for a better tomorrow.

@LexyChapel Didn’t you just call someone a pseudo-r*pist last week, sis?! #VoteHolly #SheDoesntCallPeopleRapists

For an altogether more wholesome brand, #VoteAutumn. The old woman just uses dirty words trying to sound young. We know the #LexyNation prefers their content free of such hatred and mockery.

BECAUSE OF LOVE!! #VoteAutumn!

My client @TheAceMarshall is spending the day reaching out and helping the elderly. @XoHollyAdamsoX. @IceBloodKonrad. This is what #LexysAngels are all about. Compassion. #VoteAutumn to see a World Champion just as caring.

@XoHollyAdamsoX @TheAceMarshall @KimFWPW Excuse me? I’m engaged, I’ll have you know! My fiancé @Watson_P1 will say nasty things about you on his Twitch stream if you keep making horrible comments like this. For a future champion with class, #VoteAutumn.

@LexyChapel @TheAceMarshall @KimFWPW Acey baby, does she do rimmies like you used to like? something tells me she doesn’t if she thinks me making out with Autumn would be suicidal!! SCW needs a woman brave enough to give Ace Marshall rimjobs at the helm, and why not get the one who made it a standard! #VoteHolly

The only thing about Asher that I’m upset with him about is the fact that he didn’t get the job done.

After the success of the #VoteAutumn campaign so far, I’ve decided I’m going to host a benefit next weekend to help @XoHollyAdamsoX pay for her retirement. She hasn’t saved a penny yet, less her elderly old heart. And her bones are ALREADY brittle. Just look at that nose!

@XoHollyAdamsoX @TheRealSyren @supremecw @ChrisCannonSCW @JordanMajorsSCW Oh no everyone, @XoHollyAdamsoX is old and confused. It’s ok, the #LexyNation is ready to take over from #THEBRAND as the new force in pro wrestling. And we begin with winning my client her first World title match. #VoteAutumn.

@LexyChapel @TheRealSyren @supremecw @ChrisCannonSCW @JordanMajorsSCW Katie’s not even eligible! why are you waging such a hateful campaign against her!! This is ageism at its best!

How about showing some compassion for a man who's clearly dealing with mental/substance issues, and hear what he has to say before passing judgment? Signed: a recovering alcoholic who's made mistakes

@XoHollyAdamsoX @TheRealSyren @supremecw @ChrisCannonSCW @JordanMajorsSCW Oh, are we making fun of typos now, grandma? Sorry. I know back in your day people held themselves to a higher standard. #VoteAutumn for a younger, healthier tomorrow. The makeup barely hides Grandma’s liver spots.

@LexyChapel @TheRealSyren @supremecw @ChrisCannonSCW @JordanMajorsSCW Girl wrinkles are in! Haven’t you seen the standard Katie set?! We should all aspire to find new and inventive ways to look old now!! And no one vibrates more than Autumn! That’s why you should vote Holly, because she doesn’t have Parkinson’s and can physically carry the title!

@XoHollyAdamsoX @TheRealSyren @supremecw @ChrisCannonSCW @JordanMajorsSCW You were in marketing a decade ago? Wow. I was still in high school. Damn, you’re getting old. Is that a new grey hair in that photo? A new wrinkle I see? Vote for someone young and vibrate. #VoteAutumn

@LexyChapel @TheRealSyren @supremecw @ChrisCannonSCW @JordanMajorsSCW Girl thank you so much for recognizing the standard I set with marketing a decade ago!! I’m so glad I have the support of the #LEXYNATION

@XoHollyAdamsoX @TheRealSyren @supremecw @ChrisCannonSCW @JordanMajorsSCW Our fans are the smartest, most incredible fans in the world. YOU CAN’T FOOL THEM WITH YOUR LIES! Nice hashtag though. You’re learning.

@LexyChapel @TheRealSyren @supremecw @ChrisCannonSCW @JordanMajorsSCW Remember #LEXYNATION, Lexy wants you to vote for someone with class, integrity!! #VoteEarlyVoteOftenVoteHolly

@TheRealSyren @AmyChastaine @supremecw @ChrisCannonSCW @JordanMajorsSCW If @supremecw are struggling to fill time this week, the #LexyNation would love an interview from #LexysAngels about our upcoming World Tag Team Championship match, and of course the #VoteAutumn campaign. Just saying.

@AmyChastaine @supremecw I’d rather hear from @ChrisCannonSCW on fatherhood and update on his surgery. Or @JordanMajorsSCW before her first title defence. Or just about anyone else who doesn’t have ACTUAL CRIMINAL CHARGES against them. But sure. He’s an addict? All is forgiven then, I guess.