Lexy

All Ice is not made the same…

There are some color combinations that are just soooo good!!! They just bring unexplainable JOY!!!!

Me when my Jamaican friends call me “Johncrow”:

Granted Ellie is absolutely being petty but Daisy really should not have been touching the shrimp, especially with the unsanitary 80’s glove on with unwashed hands. They weren’t running behind or moving slow. She could have just gave them a sec to do it. #BelowDeckDownUnder

I believe all women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally.

Walking up on the other side of a Migraine will never not feel amazing…

We are so unserious 😭😭😭 “Pothole review”???

A Happy Girl am I…❤️❤️❤️🙂😁

Imma need Chiliitos to stop putting drugs in the Cinco De Mayo Tacos… I

So who wanna go half on a plane when spirit having the liquidation sale???🤷🏽‍♀️

@GoStabby 🤣🤣🤣being Jamaican is just a exercise in bullying, we really should change one day lol

Imagine being given the name Jermajesty to invoke thoughts of Royalty, only for some Jamaican kids to call you Jerms

I don’t trust in NO GYM that the “hot girls” go to if they themselves weren’t prev. fat/overweight and got fit there. And If I don’t see fat or overweight ppl goin there & show progress. Ya’ll letting ppl who have never been fat/overweight trick ya’ll with good genetics & lipo.

Unpopular opinion, most of u don’t deserve free beaches… majority of the population literally enjoy polluting the environment, and if someone tell u not to litter, u tell dem fi suck dem mada… go pay that beach entrance fee since yuh wah be dirty.

@chungswag Por que??

I hate hard top suitcases. With a passion

me when i remember how i begged a man for the bare minimum

Nobody: Dancehall entourage members:

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

Chile, enjoy the man. Don’t believe the man. ENJOY THE MAN BUT DO NOT BELIEVE THAT MAN.

I lost my peace the day when: A. I stop spending my nights listening to music in my headphones for hours till I fell asleep. B. Started treating me like they had feelings and I cared about them. We not doing that no more. Back to the original program.🎧