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@MubarakBalogun The guy don watch ozarks and breaking bad finish. He don open laundry mart for people wey wan wash money.

Make una free Portable nau 😂😂😂

If you're a global company & you're unable to find 500 perfect hires from a country of 200M people - you might want to fire your entire HR department.

What else do you want bro?

A lady misplaced her certificate in a bus. Kindly retweet if this crossed your TL. Someone that knows her might be on your TL ❤️

FRSC officials Arrest NEPA officials Vehicle for expired papers, as them reach FRSC office na so NEPA discover illegal connection 😂💔😩

In 2023, my husband rented a shop at Toyin Street, Ikeja. The agent and everyone in the complex told him the rent was ₦800k per year aside Agent and Agreement fees. He paid. Unknown to him, the actual rent was ₦500k. The caretaker was pocketing the extra ₦300k from each tenant without the landlord’s knowledge. 8 months later, the water pumping machine spoiled. The caretaker told all tenants they had to fix it themselves. My husband reminded him of their agreement, maintenance is the landlord’s responsibility. The caretaker insisted. So, I advised my husband to call the landlord directly. During the conversation, my husband mentioned, “I can’t be paying ₦800k and still be asked to fix the pump.” The landlord was shocked. He knew nothing about the rent increase. He asked for the receipts, saw everything, and exploded. Long story short: -The landlord returned the extra ₦300k to my husband. -He sacked the caretaker. -He fixed the pumping machine for everyone, free. This is how greedy some agents and caretakers are in Lagos. They inflate rents, pocket the difference, and treat tenants like fools.

This man saw people wearing APC cloths on the road and he did this to them 😭💔

Jesse Derry has been taken to hospital as a precaution following his first-half substitution during today’s #PL game against Nottingham Forest. Jesse is conscious, talking and undergoing precautionary checks. We wish him a speedy recovery and thank the medical staff for their swift response.

pay solid attention; an average millionaire is 40 not 23 an average billionaire is 55 not 35 the average age to buy a house is 35 not 25 most men hit their peak confidence at 32 not in their 20s it takes the average person 66 days to build a habit not 7 the average ceo is 57 not 30 most people meet their life partner after 27 not 18 the average successful business takes 5-7 years not 6 months most people don’t know what they want until they’re 30 not at graduation stop letting social media brainwash you. you are not behind, you’re on your own track. live it ❤️

Please pray for my husband, he got stung by a bee in the forehead. He’s in the hospital now, his face all swollen and bruised. He almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

Them don do music for portable head😂

And so it begins.

Person Dey owe me 700k since 2023!!! I no ask am, himself lock up, about two weeks ago, I saw his status and decided to randomly ask. 😏 He said I should not worry, that he’s trying he’s expecting something and next week I’ll get it. 🙂 I come tell am say, if e fit bring like 400k inside the money that next week, make e forget the rest…He was like wow! No problem boss. Next week come, baba didn’t message me, I ask am, he said, I should hold on. I come tell am say, be like him dey use me catch cruise, say I no go bother ask am again, Guess what guys, he said okay 👍 Since then, this guy no talk anything again…lol. Unless forgiven, a debt owed must be paid, no matter how long. I will collect my money back, this week I’ll be making my move, I’m not wicked, I just don’t like to be taken for a fool.

Some human beings are wicked. Landlord out rent at 165k caretaker is collecting 360k+

Times and Seasons. Lobistar self don dy fall off small small, 5Star has taken over. Soon, 5Star self go fall off, the motion moves to someone else. Peller fell off, Carter Efe took over. While you are in your own season of bountiful, make sure you use it wisely.

I just confirmed that @MTNNG steals data from their users‼️‼️💔 I’ve been having suspicions that MTN have been stealing data because of the rate at which my data finishes so fast even if I don’t download anything So yesterday by 3:52 PM I bought 11GB data for 3500 naira I put my phone on power saving mode so no app in the background will be able to use data I didn’t download or upload any videos and I’ve been using my phone lightly. I felt like all this wasn’t enough so i decided to download an app that tracks my data usage This afternoon MTN sent me a message that I have just 4GB of data left Checked the app and saw I used only 3GB from the 11GB I bought yesterday Now my question to MTN is this If I used 3GB from 11GB that means I should have 8GB left Why do I have just 4GB left? Where did my remaining 4GB go??? All evidence attached in the screenshots below👇👇👇 We need to call out MTN for these recent thefts as I’m sure I’m not the only one facing this problem

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So Na here them set portable up 😂😂

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