Liza

If we can't beat adults when they make mistakes and they definitely know better, why do we beat kids for making mistakes and don't know better????

Dear men, FEMINISM is born out of inadequate PENISM. Deal with this....

@Michealkaiser_ I feel you

Curling up with a book today, my kind of self-care 📖

@0xletua Damn hot

GYATT 🫠🥵

@ionfwnuin Awesome

ducked off w/ a person who treat u right, and nobody in y'all business. that's peaceful

@Solayne_x It is crazy ngl

You Play stupid games you win stupid prices 🤣

@yslnadi I love it too ❤️

i love it here i can’t lie 🤣😍😍

@ywnbact Nah this ain't scary

I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson

a lot of stress comes from trying to control things outside your control

The designer didn't consider dresses or skirts, did HE?

Hypothetically: You run into your rapist 16 years later (and 1700 miles) and he’s a full bird colonel and he turns to you and says, “you look familiar have we met?” How would you respond? Asking for a friend.

The Corgi was the one leading them home The German Shepherd was injured The dogs kept a protective formation around the German Shepherd The Corgi stopped often to make sure they were still okay It took them 2 days to get home They are neighbourhood friends I’m going to cry😭😭😭

Every night, I used to text him one word: “Home.” Not because he asked me to. Not because he was controlling. I just wanted him to know I got back safely. He never replied. No “okay.” No heart emoji. No “goodnight.” Nothing. At first, I thought he didn’t care. But I kept sending it anyway. It became our quiet routine. One word. Every night. Without fail. Then one night, my phone died before I could send it. I plugged it in and fell asleep. I didn’t think it mattered. After all, he never answered. At 2:07 a.m., my phone turned back on. 17 missed calls. 3 texts. The last one said: “You didn’t send it. I’m outside.” I ran to the door. And there he was. Standing in the cold. Half-asleep. Still in the clothes he’d worn all day. I stared at him and said: “My phone died.” He nodded. “I figured.” I asked: “Then why did you come?” He looked at me like the answer was obvious. “Because not hearing from you was enough to scare me.” That was the moment I understood something. Sometimes love is so consistent, so quiet, that you mistake it for ordinary. Until the one night it breaks routine… and shows up at your door. ❤️

i gotta learn how to flirt cus

Yesterday my daughter and I went to the casino. At a point she had one of the vouchers for $75. She dropped it, Realized what she had done and went to the cashier and asked if anyone had turned it in. They grabbed a laptop and using her player card tracked the ticket from where she was playing, who picked it up, where it was cashed and managed to find the person and gave them the option of giving back the money or being banned for life and charged with robbery. She got her money back.

what's it called when you're very smart but can't remember anything and know literally nothing.

Men only answer one question at a time…& the most irrelevant one

maybe everyone is staring at her cause she's dressed like Madeline at a funeral and a cameraman is following her obviously......

WTF does she need surgery for? She looks good asf, she doesn’t need it

when babies lift up their lil arms for you to pick em up 😭😩