Liam

When I pay for wifi . I expect it to work 24/7 till the next time I am paying for it

final stage of grief is pursuing a career in the field you studied

Ati Jana nililipia waiter rent yake

Nowadays unanusa tu pombe then fight for your life for 3 days straight 😫. A good dancer knows when to leave the stage

Interest free, comes with negotiable payment terms and sometimes written off as bad debt. What a concept.

Ukitumia pombe when you're using metronidazole(flaggyl), you'll experience disulfiram like effects. Utaanza kufeel, nausea, vomit, sweating, heart rate ianze kuongezeka, seizures, and even loss of consciousness. You can die. Saa zingine hutaambiwa hosi, but you need to know.

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

Line ya dispenser huko ofisini inakaa ya supermetro. Addicts have been on a bender since Thursday and now the consequences are here

niggas want my bitch until she got a attitude, yeah bro gimme my angry bird back

Just fuck her nigga ndio usiache kupata pombe ya bure. Just behave like a woman stop trying to be logical haha.

corporate 9-5 workers as soon as it hits 7pm on Sunday

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

Scaring the hoes on purpose to remain pure

Scaring the hoes with esoteric wisdom and knowledge

- open twitter - ignore the DMs (i got 0 anyway) - scroll for 5 hours like it's my full time job - post something unfunny - leave

Huyu na yeye ataniua na how was your day zake za matakataka😭

Mambo imechemuka hapa. Unajua nitapigia Ruto sai !! Weuh 🤣 🤣 🤣

Driving from Eldoret to Nairobi at night especially with those old Halogen headlights is like dining in the dark with the devil himself.

when you change lanes in traffic and now your old lane start to move faster

Talking with some dudes huku kijijini and have realized wako comfortable being poor for the rest of their life , they don't believe wataomoka siku moja,crazy.