Liam Kettle

@Jaseisstillhap1 @PengeMarco Take him the abbey Jase, show him your 14 hole trophy.

@PengeMarco You know you made it too the top Marco lad When the twitter divvies try to give you abuse 😄🤣😂😆 Rooting for you this season lad

Didn’t realise asking for some help to get in touch with some golf clubs to practise for the week would get so heated. I just want to find the middle of the face 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

@UtdKlay @dan92joy

Nah brooo!!! Cherki is a big troll 😭😭😭 Pls follow me 😂❤️

🚨Rayan Cherki speaks on his showboating vs Arsenal in the Carabao Cup Final: 🗣️Cherki: “People think it was disrespect… no, it was INTENTIONAL. I grew up watching Nani in the FA Cup doing the same thing to Arsenal—pure confidence, pure freedom. “So when I had the moment, I did it for a reason. Not just to entertain… but to remind them. Some clubs, when you feel they’re vulnerable, you don’t just beat them… you play with them.” “I know Pep Guardiola didn’t like it, and I respect him… so if there’s anyone I apologise to, it’s Pep. But to the Arsenal fans? I’m not sorry…𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

@dan92joy @adamrowecomedy @DeanoRydz91 Very much aware of my repetitive sentiments. But I’d swap him for Rico Lewis and pay Liverpool money

@adamrowecomedy @DeanoRydz91 @LiamKettle finally everyone is starting to see

Cody Gakpo is really starting to drive me mad.

@1959lofty @CWaCTory @cwaclabour I’d like to think you could be a trail blazer and actually deliver the promises though. Or is that naive? 😂

@LiamKettle @CWaCTory @cwaclabour I might though just be promising that for a vote 🤔

When you see @cwaclabour councillors and candidates claiming that they will 'protect' their communities from developers, it is worth examining their voting record. Do NOT trust them. If you want to protect your local neighbourhoods, you need to vote for local Conservative Cllrs.

@1959lofty @CWaCTory @cwaclabour If you can promise me that I’ll vote for you

@LiamKettle @CWaCTory @cwaclabour Best wishes Liam. May your drives be straight 😉

@ManCity An electric chair hopefully

Where will you be supporting us from this evening? 🌎

Every single City player as well as Pep should be embarrassed. Apart from Rico Lewis. Every knows he’s playing 6-7 levels above himself and it’s not his fault he keeps getting picked.

Up the ruining football blues.

@Jaseisstillhap1 @PengeMarco I root for you every week at the abbey Jase, if they bring back 14 hole comps I can see you having a rise back to the top! 🙌🏻

@PengeMarco Good luck Marco lad I be rooting for you mate 👍

The Next Chapter 🙌🏻😍

@brooksymatt @mcginleygolf Dumb English

@mcginleygolf If De Chambeau jumps it’s dead in the water because Rahm will follow & then you are left with an overpaid senior tour.

I don’t see the Brooks Koepka situation as surprising as many do. It highlights how much pro golf is now prioritized as a business and a platform for members second. It also confirms that the relationship between PGAT & LIV is on a path of competition, not alignment.

@Rhys_19143763 @cityreport_ The only thing I can see stopping him is the fact he’s league 1 standard at best

@cityreport_ Uno what, could be a massive reach but what could stop him from becoming a Bernardo esc kind of player?? He’s an agile player, quite nimble.. not exactly quick and explosive.. but can be a threat? Plenty of time to learn 🤔

Pep Guardiola says he’s ‘in love’ with Rico Lewis and sees him as a midfield player! 😍 🗣️ “[I see him as a] midfield player. He’s not a player to play right-back, up and down. When the opponents allow you to get in the pockets. It’s just, just, just extraordinary, extraordinary. It’s not a coincidence always he’s free. Always arrives in the box. Have ability to score goals. He’s always in the right spot, and it’s not easy to find in the small spaces. When the opponents allow you a little bit to go there, it’s just extraordinary. Always I’ve had the feeling he should play more. He knows. It’s weird to say because he’s not played much lately, but I’m a big admirer of Rico. I’m completely in love with the way he moves and plays, in the way I like to play football. He’s extraordinary!” 🎥 youtu.be/vJurwhjYNYw

@cityreport_ Pass me the bleach

@mattnixon_golf @SnaintonGolf @SandiwayGolf @TaylorMadeGolf Lack of left handed gear in there Mr Nixon. Must say, I didn’t have you down as someone that discriminates.

Taylormadeing….. #qi4d #teamtaylormade

@SkyBet odds on over 5.5 Here Fishy Fishy’s?

@mainlydarts @dan92joy

@secretclubprov Will the greenkeepers be in to cut the greens in the morning?

Just to confirm the Pro Shop will be closed tomorrow (25th December) ……you bellends

@lawrence_bury Rico Lewis gets minutes in that team. While he’s in it, it will be the least aesthetic team in the whole club. Rather watch the women than watch them if he’s playing.

Guardiola didn’t make football boring. The many managers who copied him without adding anything did. (Arteta) This new City side under him most aesthetic team in Europe right now.

@rockstar_13_ Get over yourself. He’s been doing it years. The top players don’t seem to have trouble beating him.

If that’s darts , I don’t want no part of it! Always liked Mensur away from the board but that was plain for all to see! I don’t think I’m alone in feeling this way. The old guard will say it’s part of the game but word it how you will - it’s CHEATING! That’s not darts 😓

@TerryCoghlan1 @dan92joy

Omfg didn't realise how bad it was