Liam Parsons

You know you’re in a bad mood when your top priority is to take your headphones with you

Makes sense...

“Why should we hire you?” Fckinnnnnn you said you needed a worker inni?? Do you want one or not

@Mollieshx And a missing numberplate🤣

The last week I have had no luck with my car, 3 tyres gone and a smashed window 🙃

Greggs shits on every other fast food restaurant/ bakery without a doubt

Life’s complete😛

2:00pm: Gonna save the rest of this baguette for later 2:06pm: Time to finish that baguette

when U see ur friends on the other side of court yard

still to this day I don’t know how to reply to “alright?”

Bean bags are just boneless sofas

Karen... KAREN WE’VE GOT A CAT WITH NO PULSE HERE

everything’s just gone a bit to shit really hasn’t it

Crazy how times changed

me when i turn away from the till after serving a customer

Planned a nice trim before yard all week and then I realise on the day that it’s Easter Sunday and fuck all is open, fuck sake

it’s all about who your on shift with

If Lloyd’s is closing where is everyone meant to go and get shitfaced enough to go courtyard