“Less than three Micheals have been imprisoned in China in the last week.” — Mark Carney
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Liberal Parody
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Liberal Parody
@LiberalParty17
Partial truths only, just like the real thing. Same as last time. Pronouns WE/WEF.
Katılım Haziran 2021
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@NewsroomGC “Hi there, we support the people who think they are boys, or girls, or neither, or martians, we just want to give you all a big hug and fuck everybody else! and their truth.”
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Statement from Secretary of State van Koeverden on the International Olympic Committee decision regarding transgender women athletes
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@BenBankas is not allowed to enter British Columbia.
Comedy is not permitted in Communism.
Not Permitted!!
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Our condolences is all we’re prepared to give.
Anita Anand@AnitaAnandMP
Canada is appalled by the Iranian Government’s execution of a Swedish citizen in Iran. We offer our deepest condolences to the family and express our full solidarity with Sweden. Canada continues to call on the Iranian regime to respect human rights and uphold their responsibilities under international law.
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One day, we'll have a 24 hour period without a major Canadian government agency publicly endorsing a lie.
CSIS Canada@csiscanada
Today, we stand against Islamophobia and all forms of hatred. Everyone deserves to live free from fear. 🤝 #CombatIslamophobia
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@LiberalParty17 Too late on the reminder...I'll keep it up tomorrow though, until a useless federal agency reminds me about how evil I am!
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Today, we are doing exactly less and worse than less, to combat any type of terrorism of any kind.
Instead, we stand for “Love is Love”. Let’s embrace Islam, because Women.
CSIS Canada@csiscanada
Today, we stand against Islamophobia and all forms of hatred. Everyone deserves to live free from fear. 🤝 #CombatIslamophobia
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@Seanswimme @canarymission We don’t have shame, we’re perfect.
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“Iran will kill you all.”
— A&W Canada manager Fadi Elarid, Victoria, BC
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Everyone has a price. @LoriIdlout x.com/loriidlout?s=1…
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Not Parody: Whether you believe in prayer or God or not. Whatever you do, it works, all of us together.
Send it to Maya and her sister Dahlia.
Terry Newman@TLNewmanMTL
Update on Maya from her parents Sweet baby. She had her breathing tube removed to see if she can breath on her own... what a terrifying experience.. I held her hand while she winced, but shes doing great. Best that could have been. My sweet girl, is looking more like her beautiful self today ❤️ Dahlia is also coming to visit with her aunties, who shes been staying with. Shes had a very difficult time with all of this aswell. Shes so incredibly grateful for the love she too has received from so many caring people. We're going to have a dahlia day tomorrow. Im looking forward to that. ❤️
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Funny, that’s what we used him for.
RCMP Alberta@RCMPAlberta
Jagdeep Singh (24), is wanted on a Canada-wide warrant for • Extortion (x2) • Discharging a firearm w/ intent (x2) • Firearms offences (x8) • Disguise with intent (x2) Also wanted by CBSA on immigration warrant. Do NOT approach. Call police or Crime Stoppers 1 800 222 8477
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We congratulate our friend on his re-election.
BBC News (World)@BBCWorld
Kim Jong Un re-elected leader of North Korea's ruling party in rare meeting bbc.in/4aKUNW2
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@HMcPhersonNDP Certain Canadians are more valuable than others.
Don’t get poked in the bum!
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Many Canadians, especially members of the 2SLGBTQIA+ community, are in Puerto Vallarta, where violence has quickly escalated. A shelter-in-place order is in effect.
Please stay vigilant and consult the Government of Canada travel advisories for Mexico: travel.gc.ca/destinations/m…
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Heartbreaking:
Wiam, just 13, forced into marriage with Mohammed, 29. Tears streaming, she reveals the daily nightmare:
She must wait ready for him every evening.
No "no" allowed—to ANY demand.
Refuse? She gets beaten.
The rest... too horrific to type 💔
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