LibertyLayne

kids are oblivious to everything but let ‘em find a takeout bag in the trash: WHEN DID YOU GO TO MCDONALDS??????????

When I say you’re welcome I really mean go fuck yourself.

@itssherifield That was 🤌

Little cover for your entertainment

Who was playing at the first concert you attended?

@KaylaChowShow Iron Maiden, Motörhead and Dio

If you want me to stop going somewhere forever, just put in a double drive-thru

me in an interview: I love meeting new people! me in real life:

Not to brag but I was the first person who wore jeans with holes in them.

ⓘ This user does in fact have time for your bullshit.

When my grandma would think someone was ugly she’d say well she aint no oil painting and I feel like people aren’t creative like that anymore.

@seandunne696 That’s amazing!thank you so much for sharing!

@LibertyLayne01 Today I am winning my battle with a brain tumour

Hey there. If nobody told you, I’m glad you’re here. Share a black and white photo of yourself and tell me what you’re doin today

There is no excuse that it took me 40 years to realize I can review the Bible online.

@benedictsred Spoiler alert: the story ain’t changed

The Counting Crows sound like my whiny aunt singing karaoke.

@Tobi_Is_Fab *produces vague Facebook posts that prompts everybody to comment “what’s wrong, hon?”

My mom said if she’d known grandchildren were so fun she would’ve skipped a generation so I loaded the kids with candy and left them at her house.

Just once I’d like to get on someone’s first nerve

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with beanie babies.