David

@AbakpaJob My head and face

what's the first area of your body that you wash in the shower and why is it your left arm?

@mrsDugskullery He’d say you ungrateful lot eating to celebrate my death

What is this mental radical lefty, communist, threat to national security madness? My husband just bought... wait for it. Brace yourself👇 'Chocolate Cherry Hot Cross Buns' Chocolate from a foreign country WTAF🤷 No mention of Easter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ✝️🥚 WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY!

@Amelia558rs Knock-a-door run

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@therandomswill @piersmorgan This was the only one that made me laugh throughout the hour

@piersmorgan The few sketches I saw were hilarious, I hope the Diana character will be a regular. #SNLUK

This was hilarious, many congrats. Didn’t think it would work across the pond but you guys crushed it. Especially Tina. 👏👏👏

@piersmorgan I got bored in the first 2 minutes

@afneil If Iran attacked us we’d trigger article 5

I am very wary of reports that the UK is now within range of Iranian ballistic missiles. But if the reports are true, let’s be in no doubt: the UK has no defences against such missiles. No dedicated national ballistic missile defence (BMD) system for intercepting intermediate- or intercontinental-range threats aimed at the homeland. No ground-based interceptors (like US THAAD or Patriot systems in Europe) deployed in Britain for this purpose. In theory our T-45 warships could provide some cover. But most are currently undeployable or not in UK waters. Leaving us defenceless from ballistic missile attack. Another massive military failure of the political class of all recent governments.

@tomhfh Just out of interest Tom how do you pronounce the movie “World War Z”?

Why is SNL ‘UK’ calling Gen Z ‘Gen Zee’?

@tomhfh I switched this on expecting something funny and the first sketch was this crap. Won’t be watching from now on, rest of show was dire; the exception being David Attenborough last supper thing featuring Princess Diana was the only laugh it got from me.

@fw_lennox1 8.05pm

if sex started at 8:00pm then at what time should it end?????

@AlisonSanderso5 @SamanthaTaghoy When did you last buy one in July?

@SamanthaTaghoy I won’t be buying a season egg from Cadburys. If it doesn’t say Easter then it ain’t an egg!!

Dear Cadbury, “From Cadbury this season.” What season? Go on, say it. It’s EASTER. You are selling EASTER eggs for the EASTER SEASON. How dare you profit off a Christian holiday while erasing its Christian origins. They are Easter eggs. It is Easter. Shame on you.

@SamanthaTaghoy Now show us the top of the Easter egg

@AllBiteNoBark88 The fact they’re released for Easter doesn’t take a genius to work out what they’re celebrating. If Cadbury weren’t they’d produce these daily.

#Boycott all brands that have ERASED the Word "Easter" Don't like Jesus Christ? Screw your Profits

Do you think Keir Starmer is doing a good job?

I'm a quadriplegic as a result of a tragic car accident in my teens, but watching #snluk for 13 minutes has made me gain enough courage to get up and switch my TV off.

Hope this gets better #snluk

@Robbie_Reasons Yes. British interest.

If Argentina invaded the Falklands islands today do you think Britain could, or Starmer would defend them?

@bagsfan75_Tony Haggis

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@PatrickChristys Who drinks coffee after 4pm? I’d be wide awake all night

I don’t want to be unkind here but fast has ended just after 6pm every day this week…couldn’t he have just had a flat white then? And is he deliberately trying to look exhausted and malnourished?

@BritishBastardX Jesus you’re so desperate.

🚨 Rumours are circulating that Kier Starmer could enforce a national lockdown over the recent case's of meningitis! Which would mean that he could cancel the May elections, He will do anything to stay in power! This man is truely an evil dictator that is hell bent on breaking every last chance of saving our country and the freedoms that we once enjoyed.

@KemiBadenoch Back in opposition yay.

The Conservative Party is BACK! It’s time to get Britain working again.