Bite Squared

@itsmeesunnydee It’s absolutely wonderful 😭

Me watching Karl play basketball rn

@run_bull_ @KalebNFL I had one the other day and I loved it. It def didn’t taste like Pine Sol!

@KalebNFL Pine sol. Shit gotta be broken sounds awful

You know your boy had to try to fruity pebbles shake at DQ. And I won’t lie. I’m disappointed. First taste was good. Idk if they made it wrong, but it’s so strong. After awhile it taste like I’m drinking pine-Sol cleaner. 😂😂

@JonKrawczynski He deserves it so much. 🥹

What a game for KAT in this closeout. I’m just happy for him, man.

@DraeSantana Yes and is he….whispering? WTH

@LibraryorDeath He talks like has an endless buffet of donuts in his mouth

When Shaq talks I have to fire my brain on all cylinders to actually hear and understand what he’s saying. Anyone else or is this a me problem?

@jillyfrknchilly 😭😭😭😭😭😭

12 minutes away from his first Finals appearance 😭🩵

@Joseph_breen @ChristopherHine Just saying that it’s not fun being at a make-or-break game and you end up getting completely blown out.

@LibraryorDeath @ChristopherHine They’ve been to the finals and won a title, they are fine lol

A team allowing 38 points in the first quarter in an elimination game … it’s giving 1-2-3 Cancun.

@AlainGarlic I need more time 😭

OH NO THE SUNDAY SCARIES HAVE ONLY BEEN DELAYED TO RIGHT NOW BUT THEY ARE STRONGER THAN NORMAL

@MichelleSichak No one deserves it more than him! 🥹

@LibraryorDeath Me too!! I'll be SO happy for him ❤️

If KAT makes it to his first finals tonight, I’m going to cry.

@jillyfrknchilly Seriously!!

@LibraryorDeath The whole city of Minnesota is going to cry 😭

Age yourself by naming a cartoon you grew up watching. I’ll start: SpongeBob SquarePants.

@J_Talks_Hoops I love a good, cry-inducing sports story so I’m bookmarking this to read later!

My favorite basketball writer of all time is Jonathan Tjarks Sadly he passed away a few years ago so we can’t get his perspective on things anymore, but he was so good at reading the game and explaining it in a way that made sense to everyone His piece Does My Son Know You? He wrote shortly before his passing is my favorite article ever written Cried like a baby the first time I read it, still cry every time I revisit it Hits even harder now that I myself am a father theringer.com/2022/03/03/hea…

@DraeSantana Totally. His whole game IS flopping.

@LibraryorDeath Like at least Dwayne Wade, Harden, Lebron those guys have a bag that made their flopping bearable to watch. Shai has none of that and if anything its like his game regressed significantly

I’ve never heard a more apt description of the Thunder than this.

@DraeSantana At all. He makes me so irritated that anytime OKC plays here we sell our tickets. I just can’t be in the same building as him (and the rest of the team, tbf).

@LibraryorDeath Bro Sga just isn’t enjoyable

@ashhhk25 Happy, happy birthday!! 🎂

Pool/BBQ for my birthday today! Officially ✨39✨

@DraeSantana I knew you’d come around. 😉

@LibraryorDeath Im starting to too i think… 😭

Bro this nigga Castle’s stamina is absolutely crazy. Like how he hustling so hard on defense and still able to move like that on offense? Niggas conditioning is elite

Caruso looks like the human personification of an unsolicited dick pic.