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Darth Vader

@Lidamgo

I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further…

Michigan Katılım Şubat 2011
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Join the Dark Side, we don't drug test.
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Life would be better if the Imperial March played every time you walked into a room.
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Join the Dark Side, we have Mickey Mouse.
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This isn't the tweet you're looking for *waves hand*
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If Twitter suggests you follow the Emperor, don't do it. The last time I did that I ended up with no arms and legs.
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Join the Dark Side, we don't care if you have bad grades.
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It's easy to use the Force, just wave your hand at an elevator door before it opens.
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One does not simply dislike Star Wars.
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If you want her to know you really care, tell her you love her more than Star Wars.
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Beer is the path to the fun side.
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Always judge a person based on their favorite Star Wars movie.
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The Empire Strikes Back should be rated A for awesome.
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When you've cut your son's hand off and destroyed your daughter's home planet, family dinners are always a little awkward.
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If you haven't seen the original Star Wars trilogy multiple times, you're doing it wrong.
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Never trust someone who doesn't believe in the Force.
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I have had it with these motherf***ing Sith in this motherf***ing galaxy! -Mace Windu
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Dear girls,Liking Star Wars makes you much more attractive.Sincerely,Guys.
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You can't make an omelette without killing a few Jedi.
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