Bean

Was recognised at the top of tha hill by @varianstable so NATURALLY I performed. Can confirm the bucks were impeccably executed & was good practice for saving Small Human, Cake & Carmen Human from a stalls danger, a, MAN crunching leaves and a GRASS DESTROYER. Stay safe all. 🥕

Would like it noted I am not VERY dramatic I am VERY considerate and careful when checking the safety of the even Smaller Humans 4 wheeler because it appears to only have 3 wheels. Either way once I had inspected and completed my sniff check I was fine. 🍏

Today is my birthday I am 13 years young, I am a teenager now. Unsure what this means SH seems under the illusion I might get calmer in my olds ages but can confirm regardless of the age dangers will always be dealt with. Thank you to the humans who sent cards and carrots 🥕

Mother Of Bean and Boss Human have threatened to make me a hack, am a (retired) racehorse not a heckin hack. Cannot allow such profanity’s to be thrown around. Might let MOB have a quiet gallop one of the days, would have to ensure hoof and safety’s are taken seriously though. 🍎

Small Human often visits to remind me of my handsomeness. It is appreciated today she was without the even Smaller Humans so I could be given the full attention I truly deserve. 🍎

As it’s Valentines Day I allowed Small Human to survey my handsomeness and enjoy some snuggles in exchange, obviously, for snackins. 🥕

Small Human brought the even Smaller Humans for a visit once again they did not provide snacks. It’s been noted, once they do a snack provide I’ll be more willing to be near the contraption. 🥕

Small Human arrived with the even Smaller Humans to do a snack provides can confirm they can currently only hold very small carrots. SH was given the permissions to ride Twiglet out, Twiglet has no danger awareness so I had concerns somehow they made it out safely without me 🍎🥕

According to Equine America I am ons tha good list, have always assumed as much given my protects but Small Human seemed under the impression I was on some sort of ‘Naughty list’. Considering I have never, ever been naughty I am heckin shocked at SH’s accusations. 🥕🎅

After the storm comes tha mud and I can confirm I make exceptional uses of mud by coating every heckin inch of myself in it because I am certain it is good for tha coat. Small Human and Mother Of Bean don’t seem to agree but they refuse to try it. 🥕

Small Human arrived in tha riding clothes today did my much bamboozlement as I am now a field hornament to be looked upon lovingly. Luckily SH just offered me a pick of grass it could be bribery’s so I will keep both eyes on SH. 🥕

Small Human arrived just in time for the butt scratches can confirm I am incredibly muddy, it was heckin planned. Am certain SH doesn’t need to wash tha hoofs it’s clean mud I definitely don’t poop in it… Mother Of Bean is lying. 🥕

Small Human claimed she wanted to check on my dangerous reflexes can confirm I continue to be perfect in every way. Would like it noteds plastic bags have never been scary.. aside from that one that followed us that time. 🥕

Small Human brought the even Smaller Humans to visit me and told me I must be GENTLES can confirm Atavus and I have been practicing gentles and we are now perfect. Small Human however still requires danger practices. 🥕

Small Human FINALLY let me see the even Smaller Humans she made. Can confirm they make concerning noises but I will allow it because of the cutenesses. Boss Human is now apparently called Grandad and Mother of Bean is Grandma, not sure I can keep ups with the heckin changes. 🥕

Introducing Conan George and Timothy Sean Margarson. Born on Wednesday 3rd September at 34 weeks weighing in at 4lb 7 and 4lb 9! After 18 days in hospital we’re finally home. After my c-section there were some huge complications and I ended up back in theatre and lost

Small Humans Big Sister assisted me in doings a FaceTime with Small Human today while SH’s is still in tha hospitals. Have been assured SH is doings ok and will be home soon but had to do my own checks and investigations to be sure. Am certain I would make a great Human Vet. 🥕

While Small Human is still in the recovery’s I am ensuring I keep Mother of Bean busy, it is a hardship but Atavus and I remain mud vigilantes forever. Also new trick I have learned haynetting… it’s a new skill I will only improve upon.

Small Human has been taken hostage by the human vets while SH waits for the even Smaller Humans to arrive. In the absences I am assisting Mother Of Bean with all snack provides. Can confirm I’m more helpful than ever. 🥕

Atavus and I were captured dentist’d and then finally released. Would like it noted we protested upon our recapture until the dentist had left tha heckin premises I was NOT going to haves the teeth dones twice, even Boss Human and a carrot could not do me a convince. 🥕

Can confirm in the heatwaves I haves become increasingly helpful with the hose pipe. Mother Of Bean keeps putting it into buckets butt I am certain we should be waterins my ENTIRE field and Atavus’s. I will do a persist in my efforts. 🥕