⛱️ Tobes 🏖️

Mixtape dropping in '24 😂 #emosnotdead

@RegulationPod First ever gurpler, black metal shirt, and coin!

Soooo… what did everyone get from the merch drop??

Happy mother's day to all of us great kids who made people mothers! #happymothersday #mothers

If you see a pig flying overhead at the ballpark, don't worry. It's just the new beverage zipline at the Sam Adams Bar at Section 101! #cocacolapark #ironpigs #zipline #baseball

The Lehigh Valley IronPigs are serving beer on a zip line

@ThisGirlBetz Hope you had a blast!

Heading home today. Going to do a BOT play for our last 💣. Incoming.

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@DKSportsbook 27

Predict the EXACT number of points Jalen Brunson will score in Game 5 between the Knicks and Hawks ✍️ I'm gonna check back later tonight to see who was locked in 👀

@DKSportsbook Wins are wins, let's go @Cubs !

Ok, now the Cubs 10-game win streak makes perfect sense 🤨

@ThisGirlBetz Sha la la la kiss the AI girl 😄

@LifeOfTobes You would be a great Sebastian

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@TiffanyFong When it's 3am and you don't want to turn the lights on in the bathroom so you can go back to bed.

do men ever sit down to pee?

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@TiffanyxFong If you go to jail for not paying taxes, your non tax payer money will be paying for your stay. It's a win win!

what if i don’t WANNA pay my taxes ???

@memechaotic I watched the whole thing in a trance and can only imagine the wet dog smell of those couches

Interesting way to clean.

@oAznoUta @saylordocs Same dealership that'll pay 10k cash for one.

@saylordocs what pawn shop takes cars?

A father told his daughter, "Congrats on your graduation. I bought you a car a while back. I want you to have it now." Before I give it to you, take it to a car dealer in the city and sell it. See how much they offer.” The girl came back to her father & said: "They offered me $10,000 dollars because it looks very old" Father said: "Ok, now take it to the pawn shop". The girl returns to her father & said: "The pawn shop offered $1,000 dollars because it's a very old car & a lot of work done". The father told her to join a passionate car club with experts & show them the car. The girl drove to the passionate car club. She returned to her father after a few hours & told him, “Some people in the club offered me $100k because its a rare car that's in good condition.” Then the father said, "I wanted to let you know that you are not worth anything if you are not in the right place. If you are not appreciated, do not be angry, that means you are in the wrong place. Don't stay in a place where no one sees your value ." The moral of the story : Know your worth and know where you are valued. A diamond doesn't shine on the bottom of a cave.

Kerbal Space Program has hit an all-time high player count.

NASA's Artemis II crew capsule has successfully landed back on Earth

The Mets aired the Artemis II landing on the big screen 👨‍🚀 (via @Mets)

I thought April Fools was yesterday 😭 (I'll take 10 of them) (via @MLB)