Mitch

MACRON: I need to show a sign of strength- ASSISTANT: Put these on, like Tom Cruise in Top Gun MACRON: Ah, oui, *puts shades on* What do you think? ASSISTANT: Maverick or Macron, I can't tell the difference MACRON: We're in the Danger Zone, baby *can't see stage, gets help*

@Matt_Pinner Jolly Jitsu

Wrong answers only: What is the name of this fighting style? 🤔

@Matt_Pinner he died twice

only in three words

@CrackerBarrel A cop hugs a woke protestor. Russia and Ukraine drop their weapons. Congress stops arguing, rejoices. Glaciers freeze, a tree grows, peace in the Middle East. Biscuits rise. Eggs sizzle. 12 elderly eaters step off a Pace bus to enjoy breakfast again. Flags flying full staff.

We thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. We said we would listen, and we have. Our new logo is going away and our “Old Timer” will remain. At Cracker Barrel, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up delicious food, warm welcomes, and the kind of country hospitality that feels like family. As a proud American institution, our 70,000 hardworking employees look forward to welcoming you to our table soon.

@TheFigen_ Live action Far Side.

In Brazil, a drunk was lost and his own bull went to look for him and took him home.

@SteaknShake Damn, kickin’ a competitor while they’re down, when did you become Wendy’s?

Sometimes, people want to change things just to put their own personality on things. At CB, their goal is to just delete the personality altogether. Hence, the elimination of the "old-timer" from the signage. Heritage is what got Cracker Barrel this far, and now the CEO wants to just scrape it all away. At Steak n Shake, we take pride in our history, our families, and American values. All are welcome. We will never market ourselves away from our past in a cheap effort to gain the approval of trend seekers.

@AMAZlNGNATURE Finding Nemo 3. December 2025.

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught.

@curiosityonx Olive Garden

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would you name it?

F--K! This changes EVERYTHING! bbc.com/future/article…

@washingtonpost No pressure. Play ball!😨

Pope Leo XIV, a Chicago native, stuns in a White Sox cap.

@PopCrave "Hey step, you're FIRED!"

Donald Trump trips while boarding Air Force One.

@consequence Sounds like somebody's gonna need a new REAL ID. Get in line Ye Ye.

After legally changing his name to Ye in 2021, Kanye West has reportedly amended it again. His full legal name is now "Ye Ye" → cons.lv/j2pH1r

Their first assignment: make him likable.

@netflix @mulaney John looks like your servers right now. #FixTheFlix

DIVA DOWN @mulaney #EverybodysLive

@netflix @thekiaforum More like TU-DOWN 😔

#TUDUM is 48 hours away and we're putting the finishing touches on @thekiaforum! Watch live on Netflix at 8pm ET | 5pm PT

Remember the good ol’ days when planes could fly?

@Sling Half Time show video lagged. Do better.

@maxhelp Did those steps. Think your ad breaks cause hiccups and freezes that sometimes need total reboots.

@Lifeisamitch Hey Mitch, thanks for bringing this to our attention! We'd love to get this resolved for you so that you can get to streaming on the Max app. Could you please try the steps in this link; help.max.com/us/Answer/Deta… and let us know if these help? If not, send us a DM! Thanks again. twitter.com/messages/compo…

15 episodes. 15 hours. 1 shift. #ThePitt, a new Max Original Series from John Wells, Executive Producer of ER and The West Wing, and starring Noah Wyle, premieres January 9 on Max.

@AP Makes three turkeys he pardoned this week

BREAKING: President Joe Biden pardons his son Hunter on gun and tax charges, despite previous promises that he would not do so. apnews.com/article/biden-…