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Corey T

@Lifes_A_Haskell

Dad | Software Developer | Train and Commuter Rail Enthusiast

Southern MN Katılım Ağustos 2018
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Cracking open a cold one for our favorite website on life support rn.
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As a teenager I vowed to be an athiest or at worst agnostic, but my wife and the existence of a lefty midwestern pope has me questioning my beliefs.
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A ham sandwich with an inch thick ham slice is still less insane of a concept as half the ads on CNN these days.
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The Goddamned Penguin@who_shot_jgr·
now the situation may be grim but we must always consider the possibility of a funny outcome: -trump drops one atomic bomb to prove a point -it's a dud -iran recovers and reverse engineers the physics package -nuclear armed iran!
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Tweaked my elbow opening up a bottle of vape fluid and that’s how you know I’m getting too old for this shit.
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Domesticating myself with cookery and laundry so that I can watch 28 Years Later: Bone Temple while the lil' dude naps.
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Crock: potted
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@todallyanika Were you gonna wash the wine glasses in the bottle washer?
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i’m just thinking about it i’m not gonna do it….
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@xlawmanx Oooh. Now that’s an idea.
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I got like three months off for parental bonding leave what’s a dad to do with a 3mo and 3yo with that much time? I need kid excursion ideas the park can only be done so much.
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@xlawmanx I gotta convince my mother-in-law to join us, and she’s not ready to enter the country just yet given The Situation.
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I need to get a bucket hat. Yes I’m watching the music video for The Distance why are you asking.
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I propose the kids take on 68 as the new meme number because it is neither inexplicably funny nor sexy, but a secret third thing. And that pretty much sums up where current events are at.
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