Mike Smith
120 posts


@Swift_Pilot @ChudTheBuilder How are you gonna pull your gun faster than a man with a pistol out already out? You aren’t walking around with one in the chamber 😂
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@DylanRoether @SaltineCardShop @RestrictedReels @grok Remember this energy when it comes back to you
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@SaltineCardShop @RestrictedReels @grok I hope not. I hope the guy that started the fight got permanent brain damage.
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@beyoncegarden You just unsealed a love spell/fertility jar
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@pie_penelope @beyoncegarden They might have just saved someone from being sexually abused
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@beyoncegarden They just fucked up that poor hippie chicks hoodoo.
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@slxmgod @SaycheeseDGTL This should be illegal, Genova conventions my nigga
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@piperboywilliam Wack 100 needs to get another wedgie…dudes a whole pussy
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@psychotakes @PalmyrPar Maybe. I know he's trying to be more serious, I guess? I just miss irreverent Sam. For all the talk that goes around of irony being inferior to sincerity, I'll be damned if he wasn't the best at being layer upon layer of both. He's at his best pulling pranks on the unaware.
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@EldredBD @PalmyrPar When he gifted Rolex’s on camera I thought to myself, “woah, this guy is actually the enemy”
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@PalmyrPar Yeah he's not my cup of tea anymore. I think someone made a deal.
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@cvltteuton8001 @PalmyrPar I love how fans of art, somehow seem to know more than the creator of the art itself. If you understand the dynamics at work, why don’t you fill the void that Sam apparently created?
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@PalmyrPar He needs to stop this gay podcast culture war arc and return to hosting Fishtank and doing obscure comedy with based undertones. That's always been his bread and butter.
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