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Trying to find your phone when its on silent is one of life's hardest tasks #LOFB

Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone's bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a time #LOFB

You're my friend, if u cry, i'll hold u. If u alone, I'll be beside you. But If u jump off a bridge, you're on your own #LOFB

TOO MANY people confuse the TRUTH with HATING. Learn the difference. #LOFB

Don't ever doubt yourself, put aside your fears and embrace your inhibitions. #LOFB

That was funny. But I don't like you, so I'm not going to laugh. #LOFB

Sometimes I be wanting to comment people status saying 'SHUT UP...NO ONE CARES" #LOFB

#Honestly Twitter makes you like people you don't know and Facebook makes you hate people you do know. #LOFB

#IDontUnderstandWhy people be having retarded Facebook names like "Pam IJiggandIJerkWithUrMan Williams #LOFB

I wish some people realized I'm only agreeing with them so they will leave me alone #LOFB

Throwing your phone in anger... then checking if its still okay. #LOFB

Parents & Facebook don't mix. #LOFB

When I say that I won't tell anybody... my best friend doesn't count. #LOFB

Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind. #LOFB

I'd rather be hurt by the truth, then protected by a lie. #LOFB

Let's play truth or dare, or maybe just "dare," because nobody tells the truth anymore. #LOFB

Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the house. #LOFB

Dear Math, I'm sick and tired of finding your "x". Just accept the fact that she's gone. Move on, dude. #LOFB

Relationships are like fat people: Most of them don't work out. #LOFB