DeVille en Noir 🏁

@BaltimoreBanner They talk? I’d like two, to-go, please.

DMV Empanadas pleads for return to Baltimore Farmers’ Market after rejection buff.ly/fpIJkFG

Lol out of control

@wbaltv11 @SocialSecurity I don’t know any of these babies.

The @SocialSecurity Administration released last year's top baby names in Maryland! Is your name on the list? wbaltv.com/article/fastes…

@mattgonter Does this one check everyone’s Voter ID for entry?

Jimmy's in Fells Point is under new management.

@onlydubsX @dame_dion Not trying to look rich, saved a lot of money.

Chad Ochocinco says he saved over 80% of his fortune by not trying to impress people, adding he buys fake jewelry, drives the same car since 2006, and flies economy instead of private 👀🤔 "Everybody is caught up in image." "Why buy a $50,000 watch when time is free?"

Footage released by authorities in Wisconsin shows a suspect's car go flying over another vehicle as they attempted to flee. The suspect, who is being held on multiple charges, was eventually arrested after a short foot chase, officials said. abcnews.link/RmGHld5

@Phil_Lewis_ Where tf is @TMZ politics at?!

WASHINGTON (AP) — Emails show FBI Director Kash Patel's Hawaii trip included a 'VIP snorkel' session at a Pearl Harbor memorial.

@BetOn_Her Look now, everyone just stared watching the W. If she’s doing shit like that… may as well lower the salaries back down… b/c who’s watching this shit?!

what? #wnba

@slimreaper_0682 @toriyorgeytv @BaltCoPolice @wbaltv11 How would you word it?

@toriyorgeytv @BaltCoPolice @wbaltv11 A 16 yr old boy and a 19 yr old man??? ….

BREAKING | A 16yo boy and 19yo man have life-threatening injuries following a drive-by shooting in Owings Mills this evening, per @BaltCoPolice. Police say it happened around 6:30p here on Simonds Dr. I’ll have a live report at 10pm on MeTV & 11pm on @wbaltv11

@TheWatc15311855 @BaltimoreBanner How would you have written it? 😂

@BaltimoreBanner What crappy headline. So biased

State won’t charge Baltimore Police officers in fatal shooting of 70-year-old woman buff.ly/2AV6MzT

@juliethardt Cat nosey asl.

Boy moms are never beating the allegations

@1wrldDisorder @MiAngelKeen @juliethardt You believe your son will be a virgin until he gets his own place?! 😬 Cute!

@mrwtffacts They did this story in Law and Order SVU. Couldn’t have imagined it was based on a true story.

In 1995, 15-year-old Nicole van den Hurk was raped & murdered on her way to school in the Netherlands. The case went cold for 16 years. Then, suddenly, her stepbrother Andy confessed on Facebook: “I killed my little sister” Police arrested him… but all was not as it seemed. It was, in fact, a deliberate false confession. Andy’s plan? Force them to exhume Nicole’s body for modern DNA testing. The insane gamble worked. In 2014, the real killer, a man with prior rape convictions, was caught & sentenced to 12 years.

"Get that fucking shit outta here" 😭

Sometimes I forget I’m a celebrity… damn y’all ain’t never cuss your babydad out when you hungry?

This still frying me😭

@layxsnv B is correct. Those who say C fall into the bottom category:

#CRITICAL MISSING: 6-year-old Nolan Hawkins, 3'4" and 42lbs. Last seen wearing blue/green pajama pants, white tank top, and a brown hair cap. Last seen on 5/12/26 around 8:45pm in the Woodlawn area. If located please call 911 or 410-887-1340.

Nah man what Victor Wembanyama was doing to Rudy Gobert is DIABOLICAL Dylan Harper couldn’t believe his eyes 😂🤣