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@Wossy Indeed! Gay Byrne , ageing Irish Media Presenter / Dinosaur is starting to look quite more like a Granny every day!

Square can of beans??As of next month tincan manufacturers are making tins with square edges so they can fit more in a box/shelf. Weird!!

Web 3.0 out in Sept09. Webcam Eye-reading software know if your Stimulated or just Fkn Lying!!

If you are not supposed to ingest toothpaste then why is our water fluoridated. Fluoride is a poison and is only beneficial used topically.

Twexting: The horrible habit of tweeting during sex (yup) has yielded such classics as:"So bored..slo-mo-jo.." and " thinking of you!!" eek!

It was the pigs not the mexicans!! Stand by for terrorist links. http://tinyurl.com/cwztlb

David Attenborough delighted with Swine Flu's population capping possibilities. http://tinyurl.com/cm37fx

Teflon may cause cancer but Squirrels may know the cure. http://tinyurl.com/cv4rh4

Yoko meshi (Japanese): literally ‘a meal eaten sideways’, referring to the peculiar stress induced by speaking a foreign language:true

Pochemuchka (Russian): a person who asks a lot of questions

Bristol Hum...DubStep is causing serious residual problems in Bristol. http://tinyurl.com/plfc96

Those beady little eyes strike fear !!! http://bit.ly/hsxaT

Twister: pretending to be the opposite sex on a twitter account

Po-faced - meaning poker-faced or looking like a post office slot

Fathers Day was invented as a folly by Julias Caesar in the Roman Golden age to compensate for his lack of a rightful heir, Joseph.

What are Sparks made of ?

Talking to Hair Messrs last night. Apparently to get a natural asymmetry in your coiffure you should only brush your hair with the one hand.

Skirting boards, so called so women could check the acceptable lenght of your dress in the 16thC.higher than that was innappropriate.

the word "apt" is short for appropriate but socially is considered still a "big word"

Caesar Salad : so called because the romaine lettuce looked like the green laurels in roman hair.