Lilith666

"If God created everything, he's got a serious quality control problem." ~George Carlin"

@SteveHofstetter I eat them raw. I like them cooked, but, imo, they’re best raw and chilled.

@JediCounselor @SteveHofstetter

@thegoodgodabove I have someone who should be taken down: mother theresa

@thegoodgodabove Cuddle animals and eat sushi in my small house in Kyoto.

I’d unplug him so I could charge my vibrator. Gotta get something useful out of it.

@SteveHofstetter Her inner monologue: *crap, I just said something stupid, and now he’s zeroed in on me!* … *well, in for a penny, in for a pound. might as well go full potato with it!*

@SteveHofstetter Same with rapist.

@andrewjrivers Done!

@SteveHofstetter Antivaxxers when faced with the truth about vaccines:

Charlie Kirk SCHOOLED on Abortion in 15 Seconds.

Pay Congress minimum wage.

@SteveHofstetter Well, I should say that it sparked the fight which led to Roe v Wade.

@SteveHofstetter Case in point: Gerri Santoro, whose corpse was found after she bled to death from a botched, back alley abortion in a cheap motel room. The scene was so gruesome, the pictures weren’t even released until years later! It sparked Roe v Wade. washingtonpost.com/archive/lifest…

@LeahLamarr “I can help you get the birth rate up.”

What’s the WORST pick up line you ever heard?

@bengleib Why was the 3 year old anti-vax kid crying in the store? Midlife crisis I’ll see myself out.

…Cuz they die. Clarifying cuz anti-vaxxers won’t get it. (The vaccine, or jokes, or complex thoughts.)

Marriage is great for certain groups. Like 86% of anti-vaxxers get married for life. #getvaxxed

@LeahLamarr @SteveHofstetter

Who is your favorite comedian? Tag them.

@SteveHofstetter Idk about calling them garbage bins. Garbage bins have a use, and help keep things tidy. I’d say these guys are more like mosquitoes: annoying parasites who do nothing but spread disease, and breed in shallow, filthy water.

@SteveHofstetter When I was picking up a shift at another store last week, the Pakistani girl who was working with me told me that the MAGAt guy who always went to my store told her his name is Trump. He’s done that 3 times. She wears her hijab every day. Anyone else think that was a threat?

Fuck @peta. #DestroyPETA youtu.be/CuQET4WSRzI