Liliths

I walk with a bounce in my step since I am an idiot thus my shoulders are not weighed down by the heavy burden of knowledge.

Ona tu ile greatness Nyota Ndogo had made before @Noninimgenge2ru came and ruined it. Worst feature of all time.

@AlhajiKe Acha nirefuel niingie 2nd half,hii kitu haitaki mtu ako njaa😂😂

Masaa ni mbaya pilotos.

@OCMakinya And it all doesn't matter the region😂

Why do they always sound like that?? 😂

@StratCorpGlobal They cannot bring in the experts since they'll clean out the thugs backed by the same govt.

GOK shouldn't constitute a Nairobi metro multi agency police team and yet it has a fully trained, well equipped and very experienced multi agency urban specialist force that is withdrawing from Haiti. Nairobi needs a hardcore security team, thugs are everywhere, Mungiki is back

What k!lls me is how Quentin Tarantino always poses as if he's the hot one

It’s cartoonishly evil that receipts are literally made of 100% endocrine disruptor. Whose fucking idea was that

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion. You just have a false god

@AlhajiKe Alienda ile time.

Central casting

A C.T machine is one of top human inventions.

Sewersydaa(@sewersydaa) ako same class na Kendrick Lamar. Jamaa hua greatness tupu, rhymes,bars,knowledge and flow....

@OCMakinya Unajua usito,mwaga io KC kwa io can ya pineapples.

Kuuza Tinder accounts mosmos

Preamble ya Kenyan Constitution wallah hunimaliza. Its beautiful man.

I really wish I became a chemist.

She died around 11 A.m then kidogo I saw that my favourite musician Michael Jackson is dead,I went to the toilet and cried my heart out,I was a child and on that day I understood the price of Love.

She was hit by a car on 25th June 2009,she came home head bashed to die at home.

Man I miss my dog Foxy

Scar from the Lion King. He is the only lion there that behaved like a lion. Mufasa was running that Kingdom like a circus. "Hey, look. I know I eat you but I really like you. Come look at my son who will grow up to eat you". Busy involving monkeys in lion affairs and leaving his brother to have no choice but to form frienships with the enemy hyenas. He had every right to fight for that throne because that is what male lions do. He didn't even kill that dude, it was the wildebeests that finished him off. The same ones he was doing musicals with. To show that he was right, Simba started a new life of eating bugs when he ran away because he has the same weak genes as his father. When there was a drought, Scar didn't eat bugs. He kept it real and starved, but they made it seem like the drought was his fault. He was leading in difficult times! When it was now convenient and the rains were coming, your Bug Eating king came back to take on a starving Scar while he had a stomach full of caterpillars and cockroaches because even when living with prey he is not the leader. Scar's only mistake was letting Simba live. If he killed that little dude then the rains would come and the Kingdom would thrive again under his leadership. But no, he let him live and he came back when it was convenient because he can only lead in good times like his useless father. Mufasa and Simba were good dudes, Scar was just a real lion. Which is what you would expect in a movie about lions 🤦🏾‍♂️

انا بخير وادعو على الاحتلال بالهزيمة @iranin_arabic

Crazy how the main reason your baddie girlfriend sends you to get her a packet of Dunhill double switch is because Eddie Bernays decided to follow his uncles studies.