Lincoln Shotts

Coffee is just alcohol for Christians

Life after drafting Brandon McManus replacement

Can I really judge crack heads when I am scrounging for Walmart gift cards to get a diet soda and altoids

“Choppelganger”

how it feels wearing a band shirt in public the day after you buy it at a concert

I love Big Boy Weather(TM) but man is that summer playlist calling out to me like the green goblin mask

Red Cross worker distributes snacks and juice to volunteers who just gave blood:

John after beating Peter to the tomb

Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

Link showing up to the Smash Bros tournament only to find out that everyone else is animated except him

KIRBY IS GOING TO BE IN THE MARIO GALAXY MOVIE, I'M CALLING IT NOW! THEY ARE GOING TO SHOW PLANET POPSTAR AND WE WILL HEAR KIRBY SAY "HI" AND THE THEATER WILL ERUPT! HE WILL TAKE THE WARP STAR AND HELP MARIO THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY AND INHALE A FIREBALL AND BECOME MARIO KIRBY!

“the galaxy is bigger than you think mario” n half the fire emblem cast show up like

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Spider-Man fans rn knowing Tom Holland is finally gonna be a broke, miserable, lonely, depressed, traumatized Peter Parker fighting street level villians

@mikerodak “Hi yes is this the Tuscaloosa Police department? I have a tip on a drug dealer on your campus”

how it feels to tell airport security that you have a nintendo switch in your bag