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It’s currently broken so not worth anything to anyone else but we have it booked in to get fixed so it’s worth a lot to us. If you come across it please message me on 07826633061. Please share!

Our @RaleighBikes_UK cargo bike got stolen from our house in #Bristol last night 😢 We use it to get everywhere. It’s very visually distinctive - please keep an eye out for it online and in person. We will pay a financial reward for information that leads to its recovery.

@RobBryher @NationalHways Yes please!

@shermanelis Yes! My twins never slept as babies/toddlers. Is it helpful to say that since they were 3/4 bedtimes have been pretty sweet and they sleep through the night?

I really need to talk to other parents w/ toddlers who hardly ever slept, who had to FIGHT and wrestle to get even a 40 minute nap, who dreaded bedtime because it was always an epic struggle. Because I am at my wits end here folks (this is not a post asking for advice)

@malorieblackman No! 😳

Was recently sent for a battery of tests. Got this in the post this morning. Whilst grateful for the overall message (& for the NHS), maybe someone, somewhere could rework the first sentence (if it's from a pro-forma letter) as in its current form it scared the crap out of me.😦

@nadhimzahawi Nadhim you’re right, Labour in its current form aren’t as radical as I’d like, but they remain a massive improvement on what we have. Thanks for the reminder! 🙏❤️

The 10th rebrand by Keir Starmer - yet he hasn't changed. He's the same strike loving, Corbyn backing, uncontrolled migration supporting lawyer that he was on day one.

@MsRebeccaBlack And no one ever spontaneously sings the lyrics to this track mid sentence…

i was 13 this man is 36

@LuckyHeronSay @RMTunion @ASLEFunion Yup

Do you STILL support the striking train workers of the @RMTunion and @ASLEFunion?

@CherronSue HATE Dojo - was the catalyst to home Ed my eldest…

I’m still mad 7 years later that this bs was used in my son’s 2nd grade class. (For those who don’t know, it’s Class Dojo. An app teachers use - and parents can check - to track behaviors throughout the day.)

@kelechnekoff @RishiSunak Cruel, petty and pointless. In addition to being inhumane, having ‘small boats’ in your top five priorities when the country is falling apart at the seams is just bizarre 🤯 Like they just took the front page of the daily mail and turned it into their manifesto.

As your Prime Minister you need to know what my focus will be, so you can hold me to account directly on whether it is delivered. These are my five promises 👇

@shaunpcassidy I don’t even know whether anyone I have hired even went to ‘college’ (university in the UK) 🤷‍♀️

Question for my Twitter pals: I’ve hired many smart, kind, talented and accomplished people over the years. I have no idea where any of them went to college. Not a one. I never asked and never cared. Am I an anomaly? Asking as a dad with a kid killing himself to get into college.

@knowlewester @bigbadbuckley 😭

@bigbadbuckley It’s due to be demolished bristol247.com/news-and-featu…

In 2021, I applied to get the 1930s cinema in Knowle West listed. Historic England rejected this, saying it lacks the glamour of other cinemas from the time. It is one of the last left from that era! For the first time, I am sharing the rejection letter: drive.google.com/file/d/1a6xvRd…

@ClintSmithIII @eastcitybooks Let me know if you pass by Bristol… UK 😉 Loved this book on audio and definitely need a hard copy.

Throughout the week, I’m going to stop by bookstores in DC & Maryland to sign copies of the How the Word Is Passed paperback. A sort of mini holiday book tour. All of the bookstores will ship copies throughout the country. First stop was @eastcitybooks. eastcitybookshop.com/item/-lOcjb5TG…

@holliepoetry Looks like you’ve just compiled a list of all my favourite people @holliepoetry 😍

Have a few school visits next year and am trying to compile a list of writers / poets who went to state school and have no family contacts in the arts / publishing. Any names below are welcome x

@MartinNebelong It’s totally mind blowing. It’s going to change our world, overnight.

Just had another chat session with OpenAI's ChatGPT system; that stuff is incredibly fascinating and thought-provoking. Literally feels like talking to alien intelligence. Go on an adventure with us about a human astronaut, Captain Nova. Check it out 🧵 #storytelling #chatgpt

@ginnyhogan_ @elonmusk 😞 wow. The fact that they are interspersed with diet ads too 😡

@JujuliaGrace It is utterly terrifying. I consider my family to have been pretty lucky with our health but both myself and my son have had our lives saved thanks to prompt and excellent treatment by the NHS. It is surely our most spectacular achievement as a country. What more can we do?

Ok so I don’t often do this. But I’m getting incredibly concerned about the apathy right now. There are patients dying at home before an ambulance even arrives. There are patients dying in ambulances. There are sick children being discharged from hospital by their parents…

@miririnmiri It’s true, you cannot leave your house in Bristol without making a new friend

Me: i hate the stereotype that londoners are rude bastards Also every time I've gone to Bristol or nearby the last couple of years: random people chatting to me, man giving the busdriver a box of doughnuts, hotel staff giving me a lift in his car for free cos taxis all booked...

@SherrieRomany Wow that’s wonderful Sherrie. Congratulations. What a wonderful home you’ll give her ❤️

I’ve been quiet on here.ive had to be, I was too public, for months I’ve been working towards adopting an 8month old little girl.2 weeks ago poppy joined us forever. I’ll still work in some capacity but the role I’ve always loved most… is mummy. 18 years later here I go again

My 9 year old just asked me what I would do if I was Prime Minister and I think that might have been the best half hour of my life.