Lindsay Wills

Haven’t tweeted in a while but I just wanted to let you guys know that I feel unsafe and scared when driving on the road next to cars that have reindeer antlers

Just went to a baby appointment. Doc said he’s got his head down. Kid already sounds gritty. Head down, blinders on, ready to work. I love it

Just a common man, with an uncommon work ethic.

@JoeyB so what are we?

Can’t wait to see Jackson Mahomes Tik Tok after the big game

Thank you @packers for killing my dog

Me: BING BONG My confused patient: fuck ya life Me: ayyyoo Patient: *codes*

@Phlury 💀💀💀💀💀

Is that Harriet @Lindsayisfresh

@AaronRodgers12 I understand you have IBS… take a TUMS and get your head out of the gutter John B

I go up to a random boy boss at the bar and say “what’s up baby boy let’s golf” turn out it’s @JonPardi and he doesn’t want to golf with mommy because he’s dropping a new album… okay boy boss I respect the drip, but we have a tee time at 8am

@picklesonside No but thanks for asking

This man dropped 40 points in the NBA Finals.

Couple of offensive linemen

I love when I forget my ball marker in the cart and have to mark with my Juul... the old respectable men are really impressed with the performance #hugegolfgal #mommygolfs

@MichelobULTRA @morgan12collins

Finally got my Tennessee license today and when the dude asked for my weight I told him 100 pounds more than I weigh so when I get pulled over by the police...they think I’m SKINNYYYYY!!!!!

@Brewers Childhood friends

Reply to this tweet with a photo of yourself with a Brewers star 📸

@_KoenigKai_ @MichelobULTRA Good vibes and consumption of Mickey Slims on the daily

@Lindsayisfresh @MichelobULTRA How is everyone getting these chairs??

This is wild... thank you @MichelobULTRA, the #1 draft pick in my fridge and in my heart #drinkultra #mickeyslim #mickeyTHICC #teamULTRA