Lindsie Emerson

@Smurfettude thank youu!

"What breed of asian are you?"

@Miles127001 turned 21 yesterday! And thank you(((((:

@Ashywaa thaaaaank you!

All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho

@3yes_VQ I'm sorry I've been so hard to get ahold of! I'm moving today! Once I get settled in though, we'll hangg

The first step to getting what you want is having the courage to get rid of what you don't.

I can't stand sitting

He rolls me personal blunts

I want to fuck your brain. Like I want your brain inside my vagina.

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

MGMT was so fucking great! YESSSS yes yesyeyes

The town of Columbus has a lot of stoops with toilets on them

My hands smell like Elmer`s glue and I don't know why. But now I'm the weird girl in the back of the bus who won't stop smelling her hands.

It's hard not to be self-righteous when you're right all the time.

She used to be pretty. Now she's pretty fucked up

The only way to my heart is with an axe

Live vicariously through me. I promise you'll have a great time.

Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?