Davis Shantz

@jtimsuggs What's the gestastion+maturity period of an Ewok? A warrior that's ready in years instead of decades can make all the differenc in war

This honestly just makes me realize how unstoppable The Ewoks would’ve been had Saw Gerrera radicalized them

@Ravenger___ He has arms by his mouth so he can give you a hug and kiss at the same time! D'awww

POV: You’re being saved from a wildfire in 2032

@joshua_j28051 Like, go figure out how to smuggle out your wive's new family, my guy, she loves them more than you at this point Half-assed his rescue attempt because he thought she'd endulge his every whim

Why don't people understand why she'd be upset? In their first scene together, their daughter is already sick, and Hugh and his wife talk about the lack of food in King's Landing and how desperate people have become. In their next scene, she begs Hugh to leave the city and go to Tumbleton, where they can stay with her brother. Hugh refuses because he doesn't want to "turn beggar." His pride is what delays them leaving, and by the time he finally agrees, the city has been sealed and their daughter dies there. When Rhaenyra calls for dragonseeds, Hugh's wife again begs him not to go. Instead of risking his life on what is essentially a suicide mission, she wants him to escape with her to Tumbleton. But Hugh chooses the chance at status and riches. She even tells him she doesn't care about becoming a Lady, she just wants her husband. Believing Hugh is dead, she travels alone to Tumbleton, where she's assaulted on the road. When they finally reunite, she tells him her brother is dead, and Hugh's immediate response is to talk about becoming a dragonrider and how his position has been elevated. Then he asks her to leave with him while barely acknowledging the family she's about to abandon in a city on the brink of battle. Throughout the story, Hugh repeatedly chooses pride and ambition over his wife and family. She has every right to be angry with him.

@Insert66438804 If those Wildling cannibals had found a Northern princess, taught them the way of the court, cannibal shenanigans ensue. In this fanfiction, I will be discussing...

Average northern house in ASOIAF House Killerdude Founded 10,00 years ago by Skragos Thunderkill who sacrificed 100s of people to weirwoods to get power over all Storks which sounds nice but he used them to eat people. House words: we eat people Sigil: half-eaten guy

@jasteinerman They are legally required to destroy them, blame the lawyers, not the company complying

there's zero need to destroy books in order to scan them, when scanners like this have existed for years and can do 2,500 pages/hour

@LSK65_H Bathing in salt water multiple times a day is a good middle ground lol

When's the last time you showered?

@JibbersMKE Getting a lot of incest vibes from the fake twins

what and what directed by WHO

@girldrawsghosts Didn't he find a wifey who is as much of a health-nerd as him? Probably thinking with his heart for the first time

@_ntab Back-only giant metal thong

I’m brave enough to say it: these chairs create a hostile environment for anyone with a juicy ass

@Nasdorachi @messedupfoods Just cut off the edges until it looks like meat again, not the best meat but better than a bread sandwich

@messedupfoods As long as its stayed below freezing for all 36 years its technically safe to eat as bacterial metabolism has been entirely frozen However the meat, proteins a d fats will still rancidify so it will taste awful.

pre 9/11 meat is crazy

@2600Hz_ Flamethrower in an enclosed unventilated art installation seems like a way to get CO toxicity

They had something like this at an AirBnB in Budapest - but white. Only figured it out because it would flutter when you closed the door... Trippy.

@0a1e2i3o4u5y @stephdenk Homeschooling certainly won't make it better, you need specialists, not whoever birthed you

@stephdenk Dysgraphia doesn’t mean ur stupid btw. I have a degree in linguistics and if you saw my handwriting I’d mix up letters like people with dyslexia do when they read. I know how to spell the words, my brain just doesn’t let me write it out properly.

This kid is apparently 13 years old, writes with the handwriting of a 7-8 year old, misspelled “different” and “homeschool,” and yet I’m supposed to believe that homeschooling is somehow superior to public school????

@TheRealJChubby A monarch would've given power to his favourite child by now. Beyond how much he's already given Ivanka, of course

An 80 year old shouldn't be president.

@redbottomsky748 @Captain_Fubar Again, China did it, the rest of us just suck at being a functioning state

@LinksToThings @Captain_Fubar ah so well a fantasy

Really awesome how a virus that realistically should have been resolved in a couple months with voluntary quarantining instead lasted several years because being asked to follow basic instructions by a government institution drove %30-40 of North America insane

@MarvvVal But his movie flopped, not a great example. Thunderbolts was a success, so its stars gets movies. That's how it always worked

Captain America (Sam) has had TWO total appearances in the span of SEVEN years so don't talk to me about general audience "not connecting" with him when he never even got a chance

@redbottomsky748 @Captain_Fubar Bruh, it doesn't work if the rest of the world keeps swapping spit, no one else went into lockdown

@LinksToThings @Captain_Fubar right because covid doesnt exist in china

@redbottomsky748 @Captain_Fubar If the world was doing what China was doing, yes, 3 weeks of torture and the virus would be gone forever. China's plan doesn't work if the rest of the world doesn't shut down, as we saw

@Captain_Fubar in what universe does covid resolve in a couple of months that's genuinely some fantasy shit

@nightcaIIs Give me cyberpunk dystopia, as long as the backpain is gone we're chill

i bet this feels good af when you’re in your 30’s

@cavityhead @DreamLeaf5 @marionumber4 "Communists" being the red flag here, meaning anything from wanting reeducation camps to being friends with Hadan Piker. Hate that people are pretending centrist policy is communism

no this is misinfo getting filtered through many layers of bad faith trolling. He said that if AOC enabled communists that want to take over the democratic party that he might consider abstaining his vote. but that even then he would probably vote for her. when taking policy into the equation he said he was 55-45 for AOC vs jd vance. Nevertheless, in the same convo he said that purely based on JD Vance's rhetoric regarding elections, he would vote AOC every time.

Classic “vote blue no matter who” moment 👍🏼

@worldwidewebrip Working on this GMO, keep getting blocked by the ethics board, human trials are delayed indefinitely

Ao contrario dos que nascem com os olhos artificialmente azuis