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me turning a pimple into an open wound
The Lawn Tools@TheLawnTools
Removing the Boulder from my Lawn
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Only a cyclist can hit a parked, flashers on, Delorean
ConeOfArc@ConeOfArc
In fairness that time machine probably appeared out of thin air
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today's makeup inspo - "razorbill"


A Constant Risk of Fire@SeeDaviGo
New cuntimal just dropped
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u can save it but ts have me crying
🛸@itzt3z
the funniest tik toks be the ones they dont let you save
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Sorry to this account for screen recording but if I lost this one I'd be devastated
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the funniest tik toks be the ones they dont let you save
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why is there a demon behind the second girl
nana@kagurauw
people acting as if skinny shaming is the same as fat shaming are hilarious. fat shaming is always harsher
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Unpopular opinion: therapy in a bf/gf relationship is NUTS. Break the fuck up. Y’all literally don’t have to be together
Luke the Good@lukeyism
Asked my boyfriend to go couples therapy to work on our issues and he said “why would we go to couples therapy, we aren’t a couple”
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@mazzypopstar My favorite is “Your heart is desperately wicked.” Eats them up.
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Obsessed with saying “you and your demonic ways” x.com/virgosgroove_/…
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