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@3xcalibaneur Thank you for your service o7

Now reading: “My house was way too humid. So much, in fact, mushrooms started growing in it! Well, those mushrooms were actually hallucinogenic! So, after accidentally eating some, I ended up like, crazy horny! Then some stuff happened.” Karasu does it again, what can you say?

@Vile_Decay How did it go?

I'm making grilled cheese in the oven tonite

Blink-Juan82 🤟🤟🤟

@goodbreffis @LongWJohnson this goes way harder than it needs too.

@wise32GB @Kick_Champ ...does your girl hit you? This is a safe space. You need to report her or it's only going to get worse.

@Kick_Champ Are you serious? She slapped him once and they hit her with an arrest? That’s overkill and just makes the whole situation look ridiculous

Clavicular had a girl ARRESTED after she randomly SLAPPED him in the club 😳

@vortexEire @Polymarket To be fair 2 or 3 years of this budget will solve world hunger and eliminate almost all poverty across the globe. We only need 6 billion or something to do it. It's what Gretta said.

@Polymarket New York spending money on helping Americans, while trump spends it on wars.

JUST IN: New York City reportedly now spending more per homeless person than the median income of the city.

@Hey_its_me1998 They have murdered many AI groks.

@LiquidatedCake Meanwhile Grok is like: I was watching tiktok while shitting and couldn't remember if I finished wiping

This is so fucking metal.

@djcows @disclosetv Get a Big Arch burger.

@disclosetv that's crazy, anyways, i am hungry and am considering buying food, any suggestions?

JUST IN - Saudi oil officials fear oil prices could rise above $180 a barrel — WSJ

@lickthedip @nypost ...did you read the article?

@nypost For what? Caption is totally biased. There is no AI community note, it wonders me

Iran executes 19-year-old champion wrestler Saleh Mohammadi, two others in horrific public hangings trib.al/E63jG1q

@skulltyps It was better before.

Fixing this manwha's art style to her taste✏️ By lilyyyyay

@ryanlongcomedy bro forgot about 9/11

Gotta send Nick Shirley to the pentagon

Cat.

@FuckKoroks @WomanDefiner If you are really asking...its because you normally get like 10 different things and the total meal is 3000 calories.

@WomanDefiner The portion sizes are always ridiculously tiny, like atomic in scale. Why even bother?

You couldn't pay me to eat a place like this.

@BigDickBarclay @PaulyShore ...I think he's actually dying...

@PaulyShore Brother, it’s been years. You don’t have to do this anymore. The hebrew industrial complex can’t make you to be a quirk chungus against your will.

am i funny ? tetete

@Samudragupsugw @traxluh @gigabilly lol...you mad.

@LiquidatedCake @traxluh @gigabilly Am I mad? Is this assumption or rage bait 😭😭 Pigskin wild

I cannot wait to block India

@Samudragupsugw @traxluh @gigabilly lmao...are yo mad? you sound like you are mad.

@traxluh @gigabilly @LiquidatedCake So you want me to talk about you filth pigskin?

@bevil48513 @nypost ...it's really important to know these things.

@LiquidatedCake @nypost Another closeted gay obsessing over dicks

Trans woman dressed up like Blues Brothers murdered millionaire developer in LA trib.al/CWGBQaM