Lisa Goldapple ⚡

Mind Blown: The Girl with Kaleidoscope Eyes The bonkers story of how my brain exploded into fractals and I turned a rare tumour into art – meet ‘Clusterfuck’ the #cavernoma: lisagoldapple.substack.com/p/mind-blown-t…

Life’s a bitch. Here’s a few distractions and remedies. Read. Listen. Watch. » lisagoldapple.substack.com/p/dog-eat-drug…

I named my first dog Emperor Ming in my Flash Gordon phase. Today, I have half a dog. Proving I can, sometimes, do things by halves. Read on » lisagoldapple.substack.com/p/dog-eat-drug…

Morrissey cancelled his Valencia gig yesterday, blaming a lack of sleep. Get a grip, Steven. I haven’t slept since 1977. My dog and I now share a prescription. Read my latest Substack. Features an owl, a lark and talking dogs. » lisagoldapple.substack.com/p/dog-eat-drug…

This week’s flashback comes courtesy of a date with David Schwimmer, the real Ross and a radical pivot. Plus, some rabbit holes. Read » lisagoldapple.substack.com/p/dating-david…

@flexasaurusrex Ah, the crafty coder himself. Nice work!

The white lie that landed me a job at MTV, The Prodigy demands rent, and Iggy Pop smashes up Camden. Read » lisagoldapple.substack.com/p/mtvrewind

What stories do your scars tell? >> lisagoldapple.substack.com/p/scarmemoir

Hey! Must be a devil between us Surgery under a false name, my blood on a fascist’s hands, and the Pixies poke my third tit. >> substack.com/home/post/p-17…

Day off. How shall I use this morning wisely? - watch Celebrity Traitors - write a Substack about the time the Pixies’ Joey Santiago poked my tumour the night before I stole a Canadian’s identity to have it hacked out in a sketchy hospital in Argentina >> lisagoldapple.substack.com

Anyone could drop dead at any point. But imagine knowing you had high odds of a stroke at any moment, without warning – meaning you might never walk, talk, or even breathe again. How would you live? Read >> lisagoldapple.substack.com/p/mind-blown-t…

Happy Halloween! MTV is dead. But I’m not – yet. Launching today, Goldapple Unplugged is inspired by the malevolent gatecrasher in my brain. If I have to live with a monster, when better to celebrate it than Halloween? lisagoldapple.substack.com/p/welcome-to-g…

Interviewing Elon Musk's ex-wife in LA, somewhere between Gotham City Police HQ and Blade Runner’s Leon’s Hotel. When Westworld seemed dystopian.

🌍 Sherry Week 2024 raised the bar: 3,000+ events, 29 countries, 15 Sherry Routes, and 8.5M reach. Plus, the debut of Sherry Girl! 💃💛 Cheers to everyone who made the 11th #SherryWeek unforgettable. Here’s to 2025! 🥂

To all the non-British people watching the first episode of season four of Slow Horses, it's essential to know that Jaffa Cakes are *technically* not a biscuit.

Registrations are now open for #SherryWeek 2024 – the world's largest international celebration dedicated to all things Sherry (4-10 November)! Register your Sherry event now 👉 sherry.wine/sherryweek/reg…

My latest piece for @we_heart 👇on walking in a shepherd’s footsteps across the ancient Aragonese landscape that once inspired Picasso…

Help I’m genuinely invested in the Gordon Ramsey AI cooking series